How many here are Anal Virgins

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by King Kong, Jul 4, 2013.

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How many here are Anal Virgins

  1. Yes, I am an anal Virgin

    10.3%
  2. No, I lost my anal virginity(please elaborate if possible)

    15.4%
  3. Saving Myself.(for the right ass pounding)

    15.4%
  4. OP is an anal storage facility

    59.0%
  1. King Kong

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    First, let us define anal virginity

    Anal Virginity
    The state of never having been penetrated up the anus by a human penis or a biological equivalent.

    I realize that by asking this question I am putting most of you faggots in a spot.
    If you say yes, you admit to being a faggot.
    If you say no, then you admit to being some kind of a virgin and being any kind of virgin does not sit well with being a total bad-ass

    So , take your time, think carefully, conduct a complete mental audit of everything that went inside your anus and let the world know
     
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  2. Fraud Based Economy

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    You forgot to add an "OP is a faggot" option. @uberfukken, can either you or @oddguy add one please. Thanks.

    As a heterosexual man, I've never shoved anything of any kind up my rear orifice. I would've assumed that this would be the norm, but pushing 30 right now I realize that I might not be "with it" anymore. Not that I ever gave a fuck in the first place, even when I was in my formative years.
     
  3. King Kong

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    You haven't heard of 'Anal Hazing'?

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2013/06/25/air-men-injured-in-anal-inflation-incident/
     
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    Ive given but never taken
     
  5. King Kong

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    Why not?
    Is it because you are afraid, shy, an anal puritan? Some other reason?
     
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    Nope, its just never come up
     
  7. uberfukken

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    Voted for "OP is an anal storage facility" because his cavity is used as a drink holder
     
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  8. King Kong

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    Could have gone with "OP is a faggot". More spunky
     
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    I get the feeling that as time passes there will be more "Op is...." options added.
    "OP is a sea cucumber. Every Time he sucks dick, he takes it up the ass"<---- Any chance of adding that?
     
  11. uberfukken

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    Poll options are based on indisputable fact. You've yet to provide any evidence that you're a cucumber.
     
  12. King Kong

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    Well, my grandpappy was a famous cucumber from Montana. Is that good enough?
     
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    [​IMG]

    No cucumbers found but I was able to fit half my tentacle in your anus so the poll option stands.
     
  14. Linkermann

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    Why the fuck would anyone make a poll about this?
     
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    Contender for the most outrageous lie on EDF.

    Which is no small feat.
     
  16. King Kong

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    This is strange.
    No one at EDF has taken it up the ass. What a bunch of pussies
    How did this happen?
     
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    No one gives enough of a shit about you to tell the truth.

    Fuck you.
     
  18. ilovejesus69

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    I've squirted semen in the anus of females. I've also shoved various things in my own ass out of a combination of curiosity, amusement, and deviant perversion.

    I've also managed to suck my own dick and cum in my own mouth (several times). Unfortunately, I'm too fucking fat to do that now. All I can do anymore is practically break my own neck just to make a mess on my face.

    I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a filthy little bastard.
     
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  19. King Kong

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    No one here gives a shit about anybody. Thats a poor excuse.
    The real reason is that they are just too shy to come out about it.
    I can almost
    hear their ass cheeks blush and their anuses clench and go red

    Bravo!!
    Finally someone comes forward.
    On an optimistic note, One can never get too fat or too old to insert things up one's anus. Of course there might come a time when the sphincter looses all tone and thereby nullifies the whole point of it but thats a different matter

    And now that the ice has been broken, its only fair that I come forward as well.
    I might have taken it up the ass but I am not too sure. Unfortunately my ass is probably too black and too big and hairy for anyone to take notice. I cannot deny that I have felt some unexplained strange itches around my asshole every now and then. Who knows that might have been some faggot trying, but he should have tried harder. The point is

    I am such a gigantic asshole that even if I took it up the ass I would never know
     
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    :frog:
     
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  22. King Kong

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    Well, Hubba Hubba
    God save the Queen
     
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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    I have a feeling you got raped in the ass.
    which is why you posted this thread.

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  24. King Kong

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    I have a feeling too.
    I just can't be sure.



    Something happened here. I think that crackerraped me
     
  25. Linkermann

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    Who ever says "poop chute"?
     
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    Wow. What a thread to necro.
     
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    More like a romancer of necks amirite?

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  30. ilovejesus69

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    That looks delightful