How many crayons can you eat?

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    I can eat five.
     
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    five cocks?
     
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    I'm not an autistic retard like you oddguy , so I won't eat any crayons.
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    I made some research and discovered that "crayons" is a slang term for cocks, used in israel by middle age lonely guys
     
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    Amazing, how did you know?
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    OP's religion has priests sucking the cocks of freshly circumcised boys.

    Crayons definitely = cocks.
     
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    I won't even eat a poorly prepared steak. Fuck your crayons.
     
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    So how do you like your steak prepared?

    This is a very, very important question.
     
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    Medium rare/leaning towards rare
     
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    I'd eat the one on the left.

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    The one on the left looks more like africa, the one on the right is blacker. Can I consult with my grand wizard?
     
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    Excellent.

    2nd question: what's your ideal cut, and thickness of that cut?
     
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    I'll be honest with you, I don't have a lot of money. I eat mostly pork and chicken. The money I have mostly goes towards ammunition and tinfoil to protect from oddguy's jew beams.

    Ideally, I would love a new york strip about 1 1/4" inch, cooked by somebody that knows more than me. I haven't thought about it a lot. What's your ideal?
     
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    NY Strip is nice. I generally prefer a Rib Eye. Either way, 2" - 2.5".

    Or if it's a Filet Mignon, then make the sucker 3".

    mmmmmm steak
     
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    good start, but the important stuff is mostly on the other side
     
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    This thread is far too Jewish for me to handle.
     
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    Would it blow your mind if it turned out the Jew in the thread was you?
     
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    That's a really stupid plot twist because up until now I've made no indications that I'm Jewish. Fuck off, Shyamalan.
     
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    You do complain a lot.
     
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    Don't even compare that shit to the Twilight Zone.
     
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    In the movie, they did have one where an anti-jew wound up being a Jew in Germany in some twist. Most of the movie was made from previous episodes, but Spielberg was involved and I don't care.

    Remind me The Member Formerly Known As Baya, why don't we agree? I'm a heavily armed right wing extremist.
     
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    The movie was pasted together because the dictator stupidly killed off the lead with a helicopter.

    Because you're not a member of my tribe, dumbass. You think ideology matters? Fuck no. All that matters is survival.
     
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    Who is your tribe exactly? How many of your "tribe" leave their basements for more than hotpockets?
     
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    How the fuck should I know? There's millions of them. I can't keep track of them all. Nor would I want to.