How many crayons can you eat?

five cocks?

 

@Sugar Bombs @scumhook @Ronny @SuperSpecialSuperStar @milwin

 

I'm not an autistic retard like you oddguy , so I won't eat any crayons.

 

I made some research and discovered that "crayons" is a slang term for cocks, used in israel by middle age lonely guys

 

I like lame jokes
Fuck you Jewcifer

 

Oddguy at actual age

 

OP's religion has priests sucking the cocks of freshly circumcised boys.

Crayons definitely = cocks.

 

I won't even eat a poorly prepared steak. Fuck your crayons.

 

So how do you like your steak prepared?

This is a very, very important question.

 

Medium rare/leaning towards rare

 

how about this:

 

I'd eat the one on the left.

Edit:

The one on the left looks more like africa, the one on the right is blacker. Can I consult with my grand wizard?

 

Excellent.

2nd question: what's your ideal cut, and thickness of that cut?

 

I'll be honest with you, I don't have a lot of money. I eat mostly pork and chicken. The money I have mostly goes towards ammunition and tinfoil to protect from oddguy's jew beams.

Ideally, I would love a new york strip about 1 1/4" inch, cooked by somebody that knows more than me. I haven't thought about it a lot. What's your ideal?

 

NY Strip is nice. I generally prefer a Rib Eye. Either way, 2" - 2.5".

Or if it's a Filet Mignon, then make the sucker 3".

mmmmmm steak

 

How about this:

 

good start, but the important stuff is mostly on the other side

 

This thread is far too Jewish for me to handle.

 

Would it blow your mind if it turned out the Jew in the thread was you?

 

That's a really stupid plot twist because up until now I've made no indications that I'm Jewish. Fuck off, Shyamalan.

 

You do complain a lot.

 

Don't even compare that shit to the Twilight Zone.

 

In the movie, they did have one where an anti-jew wound up being a Jew in Germany in some twist. Most of the movie was made from previous episodes, but Spielberg was involved and I don't care.

Remind me The Member Formerly Known As Baya, why don't we agree? I'm a heavily armed right wing extremist.

 

The movie was pasted together because the dictator stupidly killed off the lead with a helicopter.

Because you're not a member of my tribe, dumbass. You think ideology matters? Fuck no. All that matters is survival.

 

Who is your tribe exactly? How many of your "tribe" leave their basements for more than hotpockets?

 

How the fuck should I know? There's millions of them. I can't keep track of them all. Nor would I want to.