How long before civilization crumbles?

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  1. Negi Springfield

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    I keep thinking about how long it must be before the world's thin layer of order falls completely away and the brutal nature of man comes out in all it's horrific glory.

    Apocalpse now or later?

    I'll say more as the thread progresses and might explain the cryptic title and shit.
     
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    >implying someone was curious or actually cares about your opinion on anything.
     
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  4. Negi Springfield

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    I'm reading the book Cell by Stephen King and find the idea of a apocalypse of some sort interests me to some degree.

    I want to hear what some of you think about the kind of apocalypse could happen in the near future or when you think it will take place.
     
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    i think we are getting close.
     
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    I thing Stephan King is a shitty,overrated author.
     
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    Define civilization.

    I thing so too.
     
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    Stephan King is a shitty author. Stephen King; however, is a great author.
     
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    It is unlikely anything will happen. But don't worry, none of you will live if anything did happen such as a conspiracy came true so it is really impossible to prepare.
     
  10. Solution

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    Don't blame yourself. The apocalypse wasn't your fault. Actually, it was just as much your fault as it was anyone else's. Come to think of it, if you're an American, it was probably about 80-90 percent more your fault than the average human. But don't let that get you down. It wasn't exclusively your fault. Unless you're the president. Then it might be your fault. But you'll have plenty of interns to tell you that it wasn't, so you'll be fine.

    MEGHANN MARCO, Field Guide to the Apocalypse
     
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    i give it..a few more years...lets find out who the next president is first
     
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    The fact that furries exist is indisputable evidence that the apocalypse has already occurred.

    Niggers and women voting is just the icing on the cake of doom.
     
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    Civilization already crumbled.
    it's God's punishment dealt to everybody for letting people blow bubbles with their anus.
     
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    God's pretty specific regarding what he's pissed off about.
     
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    Cum Bubbles.
     
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    Thanks for that, you fucked up cunt.

    I was thinking about blowing fart bubbles in the bath.

    Now I have a mental pic of a big fat homo arse blowing cum bubbles, a bit like cookies & cream with little bits of poo being the cookie pieces.
     
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    read A Short History of Progress
     
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    Now you know how God feels, and exactly why he is angry, he has to see that shit....

    I laughed my ass off!
     
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    You know what ?
    My honest opinion is that if and when that happens,it will probably be the white mans fault.
    Just like every fucking thing else.
     
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    We have ~40 years. Still have to rebuild Solomon's Temple, and somehow get a chick to give birth to an albino, hairless goat there.