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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Tom, Jul 15, 2011.
So hows everyone doing? Im doing fabulous.
im outside ridin my forwheeler and postin on my deck
i started taking bath's again instead of showers.
I know. He's bathing in his own filth. Fuck knows what he rolls around in.
broken crack vials and newport cigarette butts
If you're not poor, you leave the water running and the drain open. The dirt and shit should go straight down the drain.
I take a quick shower to wash everything off, then I take a nice long relaxing bath, followed by another quick shower.
No, oddly enough, the water creates too much friction :[
I'm doing great atm.
Can't fucking sleep.
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
Getting a song stuck in my head does not help.
I knew emily had a crush on someone.
Yes, and it's you!
Good, thank you. I bought a really comfortable new t-shirt today and I'm drinking a cold Newcastle brown. Loving it
Like a boss
Thats wonderful :3
How does water create to much friction when you wanking?
It just does, I think it's the water in my area.
I'm not working this weekend, think i'm gonna spend it watching movies and leering at the noisy children next door.
Water should reduce friction not increase it.
I fucking hate noisy kids.
Those little bastards have those belt fed Nerf guns and playing in the street.
The sound they are generating is insane!
Yeah kids can get really fucking annoying, but Nerf guns are tons of fun if you have a lot of people.
Welcome Tom. ;3
Hey what's going on in this threa-
Uhh thanks ive been here for a while
I know, it's just that I'm new so do expect some fail, and some not fail. *fail*