How i make my dick smaller?

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    My dik iz 2 big n it hurts wen i get stiffee n i dun liek it pokin out my pants it looks ebarassing..
    How do i mak it tiny?
     
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  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Owie that wood hurt 2 much :(
     
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    then post the video here
     
  5. faggotmaximum

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    tie a knot in it
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Now thos is the story of all about how, my cock got sewn back on upside down!
    And i'd like to take a minute and sit right here, and tell you all about why i pee up instead of down.
    TL;DR it got cut off and flopped around left and right, the doctor said put it on ice and it would be alright.
     
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    Overdose on Viagra, wait 4 hours, don't call the doctor, and wait for your penis to develop Fourniere Gangrene. You will have nothing but a stub to urinate out of if you're lucky, you might end up a eunuch, or the gangrene could become septic and kill you.
     
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    Wrap string around it when it's flaccid like a bonsai tree.
     
  10. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Let's all get chinchin!
     
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    fuck a dirty prostitute, and then dont pay her
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  12. Ramsey Bolton

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    hit it with some liquid nitrogen?
     
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  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Whittle it down with a knife.
    Whittle that wood boy!
     
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    Try a reality check