How i cured my hangover

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    Saltine crackers. Lots and lots of saltine crackers, as well as sprite. Also sleeping all afternoon, and taking many lukewarm showers. Now i feel fine and have that "post sick" sleepiness, as well as post puking my brains out munchies.
     
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    The most effective way to prevent one is just sticking your finger down your throat when you return home, puking everything out and then drinking a whole bottle of water. This way you won't have a real hangover, just a slightly upset stomach the morning after
     
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    But i paid top dollar for that scotch!
     
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    What scotch we talkin' bout here?
     
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    If your serious about not having hangovers this is what you should probably do.
    drink a shitload of gatorade and eat plenty of greasy crap.
    and shovel some panadol too.
     
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    Johnnie Walker Blue Label. God damn that stuff is good.

    Gatorade is my favorite drink of all time. Ice cold lemon lime gatorade cannot be beat. Greasy crap Mexican food is the norm here in Phoenix. Filibertos! Not sure what Panadol is, but after i took the PA bar exam, i got fucking tanked, woke up the next morning feeling like shit, crawled into the shower, did 4 vicodins and watched Netflix Instant all day. GOOD TIMES
     
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    Panadol is a painkiller without anything good in it.
     
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    when i drink i turn really Happy/Racist.
     
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    You rich? Damn that stuff is expensive..
     
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    I can afford it every once in a while, which is why i try to drink it on an empty stomach to get the biggest kick. My usual scotch is Dewar's 12.
     
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    At the moment I'm sticking to premium imported Lagers, like Stella Artois, Amstel, Heineken and other Euro stuff
     
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    Never was a beer drinker, even in college - and i went to Arizona State University! I didnt start drinking at all until i got into law school. The only time i drank beer to the point of being drunk was when i lived across the street from a Belgian Bar in Philadelphia.
     
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    Premium? Heineken and Amstel are pretty much just piss in a bottle and Stella is just regular "get drunk" crap.
     
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    Yeah, it was definitely salty crackers and sprite that cured your hangover and not this.
     
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    Not in America it isn't. You can't compare it to Belgium that has thousands kinds of beers. America is pretty basically owned by Budweiser, which feels like a lesbian punching you in the penis and stealing your girlfriend. Stella Artois is one of the best beers i've tasted so far.
     
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    If all you ever drink is the easy to get stuff, then yes. America actually has quite a few microbreweries that make some very good beers out there, you just have to know where to look.
     
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    Gee, I'll pick some up on my way to the cane-store after polishing my monocle and taking a walk in my new dress suit
     
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    Enjoy your peepee then.
     
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    Sam Adam's Utopia. Expensive as hell but good.
     
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    I have the sudden urge to dive into that and just swim and drink.^
     
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    It's an orgasmic beer.
     
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    Can I have multiple shots then?