How does I pick up d00dz?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Seku, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Seku

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    I want to have the intercourse with d00dz. How does a gay person do this?
     
  2. Edgeworth

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    Beware of AIDS.
     
  3. Seku

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  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Go to a dark room.
     
  6. Mussie

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    Buy an Apple MacBook and go sit in a Starbucks.
    Homosex will come to you
     
  7. Stephen

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    Gay bar + Ben Dover?
     
  8. Ror

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    I typically make a todo list.
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    Organizational tools like that can really help you out.
     
  9. Dancingfatkid

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  10. That Furfag

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    Maybe watch more of that show you like, iCarly. It's so faggot-ious that it should help. Brho-mo.
     
  11. zaiger

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  12. That Furfag

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    Don't do it. Zaiger has AIDS.
     
  13. RizzleMcDizzle

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    Hang out with me. I'm a fag magnet. You'll be sure to get some in your pooper in no time.
     
  14. Vaslav Tchitcherine

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    There's a pretty happenin' scene in the starbucks bathroom stall.
     
  15. LizTaylorsGhost

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    I recommend standing outside of schools in a trench coat and flashing your genitals at children. I have heard this is what gay men typically do.
     
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    Hanging out in Bokuchan will for sure turn you gay

    just ask the faggot and ex-editor Kashiwaba Tomoe he also happens to be an admin and that shit imageboard, which nobody fucking uses lol
     
  17. Stephen

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    I think he's already gay, he just doesn't know how to use his faggyness to attract other fags.
     
  18. Seku

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    thts mah hero, fgt
     
  19. irapeasiangirls

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    Rope, Duct tape and a big basement.
     
  20. Seku

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    I live in California, so we don't have basements.
     
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    Ah live in KKKalifornia 2, wanna hook up hunni??
     
  22. Seku

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  23. irapeasiangirls

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    If the person is small enough you can keep them in a closet, car trunk or large duffel bag. As long as you keep them hydrated they should live.
     
  24. Helix

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    ask 2 c ther pemis
     
  25. Seku

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    but wat if ther str8 persin.
     
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    then insist to see their penis.
     
  27. Helix

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  28. Seku

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  29. $$Trooper

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    SEE! now your getting it.
     
  30. carcinologist

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    Have a plan to rape everyone you meet.

    Say you see, a red head with a large penis and a leather jacket.
    Give him an invatation to a motorcycle track
    He comes
    Find way to knock him out
    prooceedddd to rape