First, in order to insure the most speed out of your megabytes connection, you're going to need to update your processing hard drive and polish your home connection, as well as deleting several junk files on your computer, I recommend just selecting everything and pressing "DELETE". Next, you're going to want to make yourself invisible to the Internet, so you will need to modify your home network by hand by grabbing your router and cracking it like a coconut in order to extract the factory-mandated tracking chip found within. It should look like a green wafer with gold all over it. Destroy that.
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus Find some fucktard with no av/ips or terrible patch management & exploit the vulnerability.