How does a basement dweller get invited to parties?

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  1. Necropedophile

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    I am a basement dweller. The reason I actually want to have real human interaction for once is so I have a chance to do things to passed out girls at parties. I don't have problems with social awkwardness, but I don't know how to get invited to parties. What do?
     
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    You're joking right?


    If she's drunk then it's rape.
     
  3. Necropedophile

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    How do I get invited to parties?
     
  4. Massgrav

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    Befriend Negi.
     
  5. Necropedophile

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    Who is this Negi?
     
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    Friends?
     
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    Look, if you don't party hard each and every day, this is not the forum for you. I suggest you leave.
     
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    OP is a faggot. Shave the neckbeard and get a Ph.D in tang.
     
  10. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Get Beers for everyone and there you go..you got yourself a party:cool: