How does a basement dweller get invited to parties?

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    I am a basement dweller. The reason I actually want to have real human interaction for once is so I have a chance to do things to passed out girls at parties. I don't have problems with social awkwardness, but I don't know how to get invited to parties. What do?
     
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    If she's drunk then it's rape.
     
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    How do I get invited to parties?
     
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    Who is this Negi?
     
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    Get Beers for everyone and there you go..you got yourself a party:cool:
     
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    OK LOL IM HERE 2 HELP - PEEP THE TECHNIQUE

    PROFESIONAL GUIDE TO GETTING LAID IN UNIVERSITY : BY ME :

    1) GET BUFF AS FUCK -> THIS IS IMPORTANT STEP SRSLY. U FCKIN SKINNY ASSHOLE. EAT THE FUCKIN GABAGOOL PAULIE

    2)DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE THE KEY TO VICTORY - SRSLY, IF U DONT DRINK OR DO DRUGS GO FUCK URSELF LMAO FCKIN BUZZKILL. 2 TIMES A WEEK IS A GOOD STARTING POINT BUT UR GONNA HAVE 2 CRANK UP THOSE ROOKIE NUMBERS IF U WANNA STAY IN THE BIG BOYS LEAGUE

    3)GET SOME FRIENDS PREFERABLY FRAT BROS. THEM FRAT HOUSES ARE A SRS PARTY HOTSPOT JUST MAKE SURE ITS NOT SOME LAME FUCKIN FRAT CUZ THOSE EXIST 2. IF UR NOT IN A FRAT BY FRESHMAN WEEK IM GONNA BAN U FOR REAL

    4) STOP WATCHING CHINA CARTOONS - SERIOUSLY ILL BAN U FROM THIS FORUM IF I HEAR U WATCHING ANIME BULLSHIT AGAIN DUDE. FOR REAL IM TRYNA LOOK AFTER U MY DUDE
     
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    Drink and talk with the local drunktards for a few months (you have to buy the alcohol from time to time). Eventually they will drag you to a party...
     
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    fixed
     
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    Her:
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    He probably learned that from his father.
     
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    Throw your own.
    100 points 1. Get A keg of cheap beer is 100 bucks.
    20 points 2. get cups are another 20-40 bucks.
    20 points 3. Go to good will and buy a bunch of cheap wastecans preferably the el cheapo plastic ones. Don't worry about color cordination, i'm pretty sure you're not going to keep them, or
    maybe you will. I shouldn't have to tell you what these are for.
    20 points for each 4. Buy, preferably make a corn hole set or if you have a cheap long table an old door stacked on some milk crates will do make a beer pong table another -- 10 bucks for cups.
    200 points 5. Invited some people over by saying, "Hey I'm throwin a kegger, wanna come? Donations would be nice. Bring friends. +10 points for each person who arrives.
    100 points 6. Party hard in the biggest sausage fest outside of Germany.
    500 points 7. Black out.
    8. Get evicted by your parents.
    Unlock bonus Chad points by scoring 500 points or more.

    Bonus Chad points.
    1. Save someone from drowning in the toilet.
    +500 points
    +50 for every "failed attempt" which results the porcelin bus driver smacks his head.
    +100 points if he/she has a gooseegg on their forehead the next day.
    +1000 if you use a perm felt pen to draw a face on it.
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    +1000 points if played three times in one night.
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    +500 for taking a pic of it.
    +500 for posting it online
    +10,000 (ULTRA score) for emailing it to their parents and he/she are briefly institutionalized because of it.
    4. Broken window, door, or punched out wall, broken "priceless" family heirloom
    +50 points each. Plus 10 points for rarity of item and 5 point for each year of estimated age.
    5. Someone lighting a fire in the refrigerator or freezer.
    +100 points
    +500 points if you catch people roasting hotdogs or marshmellow over it.
    6. ULTRA MAGA MEGA SCORE Be crowned Chad Supreme if any of the previous are directly caused by your parents attending the party.