How does a basement dweller get invited to parties?

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  1. Necropedophile

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    I am a basement dweller. The reason I actually want to have real human interaction for once is so I have a chance to do things to passed out girls at parties. I don't have problems with social awkwardness, but I don't know how to get invited to parties. What do?
     
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    If she's drunk then it's rape.
     
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    How do I get invited to parties?
     
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    Who is this Negi?
     
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    Look, if you don't party hard each and every day, this is not the forum for you. I suggest you leave.
     
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    OP is a faggot. Shave the neckbeard and get a Ph.D in tang.
     
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    Get Beers for everyone and there you go..you got yourself a party:cool:
     
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    OK LOL IM HERE 2 HELP - PEEP THE TECHNIQUE

    PROFESIONAL GUIDE TO GETTING LAID IN UNIVERSITY : BY ME :

    1) GET BUFF AS FUCK -> THIS IS IMPORTANT STEP SRSLY. U FCKIN SKINNY ASSHOLE. EAT THE FUCKIN GABAGOOL PAULIE

    2)DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE THE KEY TO VICTORY - SRSLY, IF U DONT DRINK OR DO DRUGS GO FUCK URSELF LMAO FCKIN BUZZKILL. 2 TIMES A WEEK IS A GOOD STARTING POINT BUT UR GONNA HAVE 2 CRANK UP THOSE ROOKIE NUMBERS IF U WANNA STAY IN THE BIG BOYS LEAGUE

    3)GET SOME FRIENDS PREFERABLY FRAT BROS. THEM FRAT HOUSES ARE A SRS PARTY HOTSPOT JUST MAKE SURE ITS NOT SOME LAME FUCKIN FRAT CUZ THOSE EXIST 2. IF UR NOT IN A FRAT BY FRESHMAN WEEK IM GONNA BAN U FOR REAL

    4) STOP WATCHING CHINA CARTOONS - SERIOUSLY ILL BAN U FROM THIS FORUM IF I HEAR U WATCHING ANIME BULLSHIT AGAIN DUDE. FOR REAL IM TRYNA LOOK AFTER U MY DUDE
     
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    Drink and talk with the local drunktards for a few months (you have to buy the alcohol from time to time). Eventually they will drag you to a party...