How do you seduce people?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Not in general, I mean specifically. What tips can you give?
     
  2. Lucky

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    Chloroform.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yes, I'm well aware of the standard operating procedure of the ED Casanova.
     
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    If not chloroform, then maybe you should try Wild Turkey.
     
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    Limit the amount of characters you use in your spoken words, look into those black parts in people's eyes, synchronize breathing and pretend you just hacked the entire universe for infinite money.
     
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    Send that bitch a well meant and heartfelt message for any holiday and explain to them how maybe you'd like to keep in touch and/or hang out sometime because she and you are both cool like that so as to send genuinely interested but not creepy since it is sent on a reasonable date to receive such a message, bitches love etc. etc.
     
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    looks like The Member Formerly Known As Baya is in the market for a van.
     
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    Text that bitch a smiley face.
    Bitches love smiley faces.
     
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    You just take the pussy son.
     
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    Dont' act like a shithead.
    Don't hover.
    Don't make it too fucking obvious that you want sex.
    Have a air of confidence about you, chicks dig confidence.
    Don't fucking pester her with 12 million fucking questions, you wanna seduce her, not bore her into a coma.
    Don't be weird or "Edgy"
    Be cool.
    Also helps to have millions of dollars, a Lamborghini and a nice mansion
     
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    Doesn't the approach depend on what you want? A relationship or just a shag session?
     
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    i seduce people with candy.
    i put it under a box held up by a stick that i had tied a rope to.
    when they come to take the candy i pull the rope and the box drops on top of them,tapping them inside it.
    it's so simple yet so brilliant.
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya, if you want to make a man truly yours, you have to cook for him and bring him his beer. And of course bend over, but you already know that.
     
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    Just tie them up and use CORN, HAHAHAHA
     
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    "Don't be weird or edgy" - I tend to word it as "don't be a douche" but that really is the most valuable advice. Not even "edgy" chicks truly dig strange guys. That means you don't get to tell her about the plight of your people or your plans on how to solve various crises. Unless maybe she is turned on by Machiavellianism.

    Also - this sounds stupid and shallow, but it cannot be stressed enough - look good. Even if you are not very attractive, you can always improve your appearance and cover up flaws by doing stuff with your hair or wearing clothes that suit you (not to mention a clean shave).

    Now for a specific tip: make her feel smart by steering the conversation towards topics you notice she is comfortable/knowledgeable with/about, if you can feign interest well enough, you're golden. Contrary to what some people say, it is not the unhappy girl that is easily seduced (unless you have the right combination of manipulative character and at least semi-good looks), but it is the happy girl who will be more willing to take a chance on you.

    EDIT: since we're talking about you here, maybe it's not the sexual seduction angle you want advice on here. The "make people feel good about themselves" strategy should work regardless, IMO it is the clue to get people to do what you want.
     
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    I play the innocent good girl card, with the giggles and the blushes.
    I pretend I dont know what I'm doing and saying , then BAM .
    I FUCK YOU HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHER'S FAVORITE DILDO.
     
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    I see your also enjoy the act of "pegging". Honestly, I don't see what The Member Formerly Known As Baya expects out of this thread, and why dose she need to seduce someone? Especially with her gender is not usually associated with ketamine use on males. Be the great pioneer, The Member Formerly Known As Baya!
     
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    personally for me

    the getting black out drunk and jumping someones bones technique always works for me

    works like a charm
    aka get the girl drunk or roofie the bitch
     
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    Is that how you charmed Negi?
     
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    actually i was drunk when we spoke
    but he lives 7 hours away.
    so i didnt get to jump his bones
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    Damn, you'd sleep with anything if it fills you with liquor, aye? You and Negi are a perfect match.
     
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    MWAHAHA
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    Actually, I think you're a very sweet person to reach out to Negi and you seem to be a nice person overall underneath the surface grime. I think this in spite of my utter disdain for whores.
     
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    dawww so nice of you to say

    1306376775118.
     
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    Be more badass than other people she normally associates with. I do this by being a magical drug-dealing revolutionary. It is a pretty good strategy for getting your dick wet or getting into a relationship or whatever.
     
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    Be really fake and develop a false persona, remain incognito and confident
     
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    be inviting !
     
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    this one probably works best for everyone.
    you don't need to be interesting, just pretend you are.
     
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    massive surgery helps too