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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by scumhook, Mar 23, 2012.
I'd never seen it before until then.
This is just brilliant
There's an old rusty pocket knife near my keyboard.
Who uses bottles, and who opens things the way they're supposed to? There's one way to drink pisswater beer:
Don't mind the shitty presentation.
I open beer bottles with my anus
With a corkscrew
With the edge of the Formica counter. Or a belt buckle if I'm wearing my fancy going out digs.
You gotta get the perfect drawer handles for your kitchen drawers then you have plenty of bottle openers.
I've actually used shitload of stuff to open beers. Anything that you can lever like a lighter works fine. A few of the things I've used:
Other beer bottles
Fence posts (for the counter edge trick radha mentioned, put cap on the edge and bop it with your fist)
Car bumpers (see above)
Basically anything relatively square with an edge
I've used a screw and pair of pliers to open many bottles of wine
I'm a fucking alcoholic
Hemostats and a Philips head.
I am not an Alkie. My dog tore apart the corkscrew (don't ask) and my multitool was out in the shed in my tackle box. And there was a foot of snow btwn us.
Why open bottles when you can just fill your glass from the beer tap like a civilized person?
Because I am not a civilized person.
Now excuse me while I go club something for dindins.
I use my teeth to open up beer cans
and a knife or a lighter to open up bottles
I guess most people here open beer bottles up with a big knife. No more opening them with the edge of the table anymore, no siree-bob
Usually with one of my wrists or a very tight asshole