how do you keep fit?

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  1. Likeicare

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    I have never smoked cigarettes, and I go for a 5km jog every morning, therefore I am as fit as humanly possible
    How do you fatmpieces of american shit 'exercise'?
     
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    I get in shape being raped by Uberfukken and Milwin. Granted all the semen are becoming quite heavy by themselves.
     
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    Only 5-10? Thats weak
     
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    That looks like Tien from dragonball, if its not, these japs arent very creative
     
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    "Jogging". Pass. I have shit to do. Jogging is for Africans that want to escape their shitty lives.
     
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    I lift weights about 3-4x a week.

    I should do more cardio, but with the AMA labeling being fat as a disease, I can't be expected to exercise in my condition.
     
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    Slice all the fat off your body with a knife.
     
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    i eat a high protein, high calorie diet,jog and lift weights.

    im actually up to 190 lbs now and i dont look like a stick figure anymore.

    I think my pecs are actually sort of there now, i used to be flatter than a six year old girl.

    been drinking a lot this weekend though. i feel strangely guilty.

    who wants to tiny chat with me while im drinking tonight?
     
  29. Linkermann

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    I hope you won't say you're pure muscle, no fat.
     
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    lol. you have to have fat to make muscle.

    i actually started working out because i have a fucking beer gut and im otherwise skinny so it looks extra bad.

    i dont know what my body fat index is, but its probably fairly low.