How do I pleasure a woman??

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    my equal oppotunities partner wont let me stick it in the butt i tried but he tightened her asscheeks

    i need secx tips from the experienced ctizens of EDF who as i know are serial casanovas ( just look at that hot piece of ass oddguy)
     
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    Surprise her with it next time, it'll be romantic!
     
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    You just put on a movie while you're in bed and let the rape hands commence. Works every time.
     
  6. Moscow

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    rohypnol ftw.
     
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    I'd honestly buy some if I knew where. I can't imagine the kinds of people I would have to meet to get that connection.
     
  8. Moscow

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    I honestly would just go around pubs and clubs spiking as many drinks as poss and watching the ensuing chaos. just for lulz. the rape thing wouldn't even cross my mind.
     
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    Same here. It worked for MKULTRA.
     
  10. Moscow

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    exactly. imagine the fun you could have.
     
  11. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    she sed its hurting her

    u dumb idiot its CONSENSUAL
     
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    It is consensual. until next morning. by then she won't remember anyway.
     
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    Are you implying that I'm a rapist?

    ....

    are you on to me
     
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    It's not just about football

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    Me? Pleasure a women?
    You've seen me post.
    I am incapable of causing anything BUT displeasure to everyone around me.
    Ask someone else kid.
     
  16. Moscow

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    Awww oddguy, you're not that bad.I think you're pretty lulzy at times.
     
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    Cool.
    Wanna have gay sex ?
     
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    sorry oddguy, I don't think we can ever be anything but friends. don't take it personally.
     
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    hahaha... Look at this guy,he thinks im his friend.
    LOL.
     
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    @SuperSpecialSuperStar - stop pretending he's a woman. If it's got a dick, it's a man. My advice to you is, let him peg you first. See what he does to make you feel good, then ask if he'll let you try it. If he lets you, go for it. If he fucks you again, be his bitch for a while then ask again later.

    Don't forget the reacharound.
     
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    Surprisingly helpful advice... did not expect to find this on EDF.
     
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    Dammit, I'm a good person.

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    Bwahaha, couldn't type that with a straight face.
     
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    Use some lube and go slow or you could just be a man and hit it raw, as fast and hard as you can, don't stop tell all thats left is a writhing submissive mass covered in blood, semen and fecal matter. Stand tall and domineeringly over your triumph, after a moment, lean down look it in the eyes, say "You are filthy, go shower, now". Use the time, as it attempts to cleans it's shame, to light candles, play soft relaxing music, place a tray of sweets. As it emerges newly clean, using soft fluid movements to embrace and guide it to the romantic trap you have so prepared. Now talking in soft and smooth tones complement it, with genital but firm hands massage it's tensions away, use, on occasion, a quick spontaneous jerky movement, to spur tension then ease it too away. Keep repeating until it falls asleep in your embrace.
    Now that the ritual is complete you will find you created an apt and attentive pin cushion, willing to suffer all manner of degradation by your hands.
    Good Luck!
     
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    punch her in the face bitches love that
     
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    You don't. Women live to serve men, not the other way around.
     
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    Use tentacles, bitches love tentacle rape.
     
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    And why is that, do you think?
     
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    Because they enjoy penises in all their holes.