HOW DO I KIDNAP SOMEONE?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by jack, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. jack

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    HOW DO I GET THIS WOMAN INTO MY VAN?[​IMG]
     
  2. PerfectlyNormal

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    By growing a couple of balls.
     
  3. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Take a breath. Grab your rape kit. Look up. Look down. Look forward.
    Let this play in your head.

    Smile and storm the castle. Fight your way with song reaching the middle. Suddenly the beat goes off as a boy and his dog confront. Shuffle from left to right, and unleash the fury. Then freeze your target and take her home. Look out the window. Smile. Everything stops. The credits roll.
     
  4. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Kill the human and his dog first. Or, instead of killing them, freeze them and make them watch EVERY MOMENT OF YOU RAPING THAT WOMAN.
     
  5. Enig

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    GODDAMMIT JACK CUT DOWN ON THE FUCKING CAFFEINE MAN
     
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    Yeah as a side note but somewhat related what car has the best trunk to hide a boy who's bleeding from his asshole?
     
  7. jack

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    doge or a ford anything American
     
  8. Fumo161

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    Do the shit threads ever cease?
     
  9. Enig

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.avi
     
  10. jack

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    What are you talking about? this is educational.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    Some sort of anaesthetic.