How do I become a cracker?

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  1. Seku

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    I don't mean the ghetto slang term for a white male, I mean a hacker. I don't know anything about computers, I only know enough to carry a conversation with most users. I'd like to know about pings and things, ddosing, open source, terminal, c, and other stuff. Honestly, can anyone help me?
     
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    THERE ARE ENOUGH OF US ALREADY GOD DAMMIT
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Ask the guize from anonymous, they are leeeeegun.
     
  4. Mussie

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    install gentoo
     
  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Being a cracker is not that hard.
     
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    Pass Computer Science III.
     
  7. moela

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    watch a lot of console text scroll by, installing gentoo is great for this sort of thing, it just keeps scrolling forever

    you will gain incredible cyberstreet cred if you tell people just how much console output you've seen scroll by
     
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    Learn a programming language and how networking works.
     
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    and fuck you too Beefcake, fucking skid enabler. You are the cancer that is killing...well... everything
     
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    Script kiddies don't know programming languages or basic networking you idiot.
     
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    actually i've known quite a few skids who know networking and two or three who know C. They still just HURR DURR ./EXPLOITS FBI.GOV
     
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    This thread is cancerous.
     
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    OH GOD I'VE BEEN INFECTED!
     
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    It's already bad enough you're infected with Niggeritus, but NOW you have Cancer! And I'm sure it's Lupus!
     
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    Yea, that, I need some.
     
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    Nty, Effort is bad.
     
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    Suicide is your only option
     
  22. Stephen

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    Why can't I just steal someones stuff?
     
  23. TheForRealDeal

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    Because niggers can't be crackers
     
  24. Stephen

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    But i'm sorta mixed.
     
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    There is no partial nigger, only nigger and not a nigger
     
  26. Stephen

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    Then what the hell am I?
     
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    I think that's obvious
     
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    Artist's rendering:

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    Delete system 32, then a hacker is u!