How can I make money off this?

Okay, so as some of you know I live in Texas. For those of you who haven't been here, please refer to this crash course in our weather:



I live in the burn hole. So when I run I tend to sweat a lot.

Let's say I were to hypothetically bottle my sack sweat and sell it as a holistic medicine or aphrodisiac. What sort of marketing should I use and who should I pitch it to? How much should I charge for it? Would it be topical like a cream, an analgesic (you shoot it up your ass like your daddy taught you) or oral?

Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. The best responses get a free sample, too!

 

Not sure, but you'll have to get creative with this as your counter-product.



You may need to market it to cold-weather climates where the appeal of hot sweaty manmeat reaches its apex.

 

you can sell it as extract of peyote

 

Where do you live again?

 

Not far from your burn-hole, actually.

 

Someone needs a drink, then.