Okay, so as some of you know I live in Texas. For those of you who haven't been here, please refer to this crash course in our weather: I live in the burn hole. So when I run I tend to sweat a lot. Let's say I were to hypothetically bottle my sack sweat and sell it as a holistic medicine or aphrodisiac. What sort of marketing should I use and who should I pitch it to? How much should I charge for it? Would it be topical like a cream, an analgesic (you shoot it up your ass like your daddy taught you) or oral? Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. The best responses get a free sample, too!
Not sure, but you'll have to get creative with this as your counter-product. You may need to market it to cold-weather climates where the appeal of hot sweaty manmeat reaches its apex.