How can I make money off this?

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  1. Bass

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    Okay, so as some of you know I live in Texas. For those of you who haven't been here, please refer to this crash course in our weather:

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    I live in the burn hole. So when I run I tend to sweat a lot.

    Let's say I were to hypothetically bottle my sack sweat and sell it as a holistic medicine or aphrodisiac. What sort of marketing should I use and who should I pitch it to? How much should I charge for it? Would it be topical like a cream, an analgesic (you shoot it up your ass like your daddy taught you) or oral?

    Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. The best responses get a free sample, too!
     
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    Not sure, but you'll have to get creative with this as your counter-product.

    frshblz.

    You may need to market it to cold-weather climates where the appeal of hot sweaty manmeat reaches its apex.
     
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    you can sell it as extract of peyote
     
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    Where do you live again? :preston:
     
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    Not far from your burn-hole, actually. :groucho:
     
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    Someone needs a drink, then.