I went to a friends birthday party recently. I literally went there with the intent of having one beer and leaving. Instead I smoked a blunt for the first time in several years and found myself in a shot for shot contest with some backpackers. From what I have been told I then started screaming at everyone about some retarded rape metaphor I came up with for about half an hour. Then after that and tried to fight two gate crashers who were actually just some room mates coming home from work. unsurprising when I started breaking shit in their kitchen for no reason I was kicked out for acting like a fucking abo. I spent 2 hours walking around totally fucked up with people actually stopping in cars to ask me if I needed to be dropped off somewhere or needed help. My reign of terror ended with me taking a break to sleep in the garden of a holiday complex. after a short rest I managed to make it to the safety of a friend house who granted me sanctuary. It was such a colossal fuck up I'm literally pulling the "I'm never drinking again." card. Help ease my shame and tell your best party fuck ups.