Hot spicy food

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    This thread will probably get no hits because it's not in Hard Gay Chats (which proves you are all faggots)

    But let us discuss the food that makes other people fuck off,
    only you can eat it, the others one bite and they run off screaming to the sink for a glass of water,
    it is HOT FOOD

    IT WILL PUT HAIRS ON YOUR ARSE BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING MAN AND MEN LIKE SPICEY FOOD.

    I'll tell you a story.

    this one guy ate hot wings that were sooooo hoot, he ended up vomiting in a toilet, he could hardly breath, when his stomach was empty he vomited blood.
    then he had to get up and sit his arse on the toilet and SHIT it BURNED and BURNED he was in agony, then when he ran out of SHIT he shat BLOOD.
    But it was good....
    and Mazeltov! today he was a man!
     
  2. Tai Le Ree

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    Ever since some of my tastebuds died I have to have it really spicy or I can't taste it at all.
    Oddly enough the spicy stuff is what dulled them.
     
  3. darren

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    I used to before I discovered good food, and flavour. So i don't do much any more. Plus the long term effects on your anus can't be good. What girl will want to rim me with a nose full of piles?
     
  4. hkh

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    i cant eat ANYTHING unless it is so spicy it is unbearable ... seriously.. i even put a fuck ton of hot pepper flakes on salads
     
  5. Rats

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    I put crushed red pepper on my extra flaming hot cheetos :(
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I love a good burning shit.
    itfeelsgoodman
     
  7. PerpetuallyAroused

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    semen.
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Eat Chilli and SHIT LOADS
     
  9. oddguy

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    i have said this in the past but i will repeate it.
    i eat alot of zhook.
     
  10. ExplosiveDiareah

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    NOT A FOOD.

    LIES.
     
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    issa reel ting.
    ask madh8r.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    According to the internet it is not.
     
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    i don't care.
    it's real.
    i eat it.
     
  14. Andria Kilgore

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    I love it. I put Cholula sauce on almost everything, including the omelet I made for breakfast this morning, which was already made with serrano peppers... I enjoy Buffalo wings and pretty much all heavily spiced foods, and my cooking is pretty heavy on hot peppers, hot pepper sauce and garlic. Not surprisingly, I have hemorrhoids and a permanently inflamed rectum...
     
  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Never handle and eat chilli foods,
    and then Masturbate shortly after, THE PAIN IS HORRIFIC
     
  16. Andria Kilgore

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    I know exactly what you are speaking of. I usually wash up really good with dish soap before I have a wank... once I mistook a tube of Extra Strength Gold Bond Lotion for the cheap hand lotion I use as a lubricant, and it took 5 showers with Palmolive instead of Irish Spring gel to get the menthol and capsaicin off...
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    and before anybody says this is too much information and "Why would you say that?"
    well.. you will thank me if just before you do, you remember my words and stop before the disaster strikes and you end up in allot of pain, if you don't then you will regret it.

    heh.. i've heard of some people rubbing yoghurt on their asshole to stop ring burn HAHAH!!!!
     
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    There aren't taste buds for spicy, it's just destroying you. With that said BRING THE HEAT!
     
  19. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I disagree, i think the spice enhances flavors,
    i love pepper, i put it on everything,
    now i am doing chilli.
    yum....
     
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    1.Acquire Funyuns.
    2.Apply cayenne pepper and lime juice.
    3.Enjoy traditional Mexican dining.
     
  21. Sir Oswald Mosley

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    can't beat a chicken tikka phall