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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: happy good friday

    Stranger: thks

    Stranger: how r u

    You: good

    You: u?

    Stranger: goood

    You: hmm

    You: do you think jesus was a pedophile? I certainly do. I mean if you were a wizard of his power, wouldn't you molest children?

    Stranger: no i wouldnt

    You: weirdo.

    Stranger: would u?

    You: Of course

    You: I think any sane person would

    Stranger: are you a pedophile

    You: probably

    You: though the last girl I was with was 14

    You: a bit old for me

    Stranger: oh my god

    You: ?

    Stranger: stop this

    You: wut?

    You: what?

    You: stop what?

    Stranger: stop being with kids

    You: why?

    Stranger: it is weirdo

    You: its not like I rape them

    You: they consent

    Stranger: their consent is not valid

    You: why?

    Stranger: cause they are kids ok

    You: so they can't make decisions?

    You: say for example, they were saying what they liked to eat

    Stranger: they cant

    You: just because they are kids

    You: they don't know that?

    You: they don't have the capacity/right to decide?

    Stranger: exactly

    You: so you're saying

    You: a 14 year old

    You: is incapable of naming their favorite food correctly?

    Stranger: yes

    You: really

    You: sounds kind of dumb

    Stranger: why

    You: well, its subjective

    Stranger: how do you know that?

    You: only they know their favorite food

    You: hence its THEIR

    Stranger: i dont agree

    You: you're the kind of person

    You: who if a kid was bleeding on the street

    You: you'd want them to wait

    You: until their parents got there

    You: for the doctors to start working

    Stranger: no

    You: because they can't "consent" to medical treatment

    You: that's EXACTLY what you are saying

    You: that's a big decision

    You: accepting medical treatment

    Stranger: your wrong

    You: and you say they can't even say what food they like

    You: or what their favorite color is

    You: so clearly they are massively incapable of deciding if they want their lives saved

    You: by your logic

    Stranger: favorite color of a 14 year old girl is pink

    You: that's not stereotypical at all

    You: and that's funny

    You: because her's was red ochre

    You: the last girl I was with

    Stranger: ok

    You: You're a monster, you want kids not to receive healthcare

    Stranger: you ve beaten me

    You: just because they are "incapable"

    Stranger: so you deserved the following

    You: if you can't decide basic things by 14

    You: you're fucked for live eh?

    You: life*

    You: Jesus Christ was a pedophile

    You: you know that

    You: to be true

    Stranger: http://nobrain.dk

    You: try

    You: encyclopediadramatica.com/offended

    You: if I've offended you

    You: that will give you my contact info

    You: and complaint line

    You: its at the bottom of the page

    Stranger: ok

    You: so complain to my boss if you want

    You: I don't care

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: do whatever you want

    You: ok

    Stranger: i cant stop you

    You: I'll find your kids

    You: or closest female relative

    You: underage

    You: and fuck her

    You: =)

    Stranger: my kids would fuck you

    You: I'm sure they would

    You: because they totally think like the kind of idiot douchebag you are

    You: they laugh at you you know

    You: they agree to your face

    You: but they think you're ridiculous

    Stranger: i still love my kids

    You: that's the way of the world

    You: riiight

    You: I'm sure

    You: but you belittle them

    You: you called them stupid earlier in our conversation

    Stranger: they are little!

    Stranger: they are incapible of being smart

    You: really now?

    You: that's an awful thing to say about your kids

    You: you're saying they'll never amount to anything?

    You: that they're dumb and they'll stay that way

    Stranger: i know because i have kids

    You: how can they love you

    You: if you call them stupid

    Stranger: if accidentally you will have kids

    You: and tell them they'll never go anywhere in life

    Stranger: you will understand me

    You: just wait a second

    You: how can you justify

    You: telling your kids

    You: to their faces

    You: "you're stupid, and you always will be"

    You: "don't even try in life, because you'll fail"

    You: "you're lucky I tolerate you"

    You: how do you justify saying that?

    Stranger: pedo

    You: yes?

    Stranger: STOP THIS

    You: stop what?

    You: you from abusing your children

    You: I just fuck them

    You: you leave emotional scars

    You: that will last a lifetime

    You: unlike you, if they say buzz off

    You: I'm gone

    You: I'm not a violent man

    You: I don't want anyone who doesn't want me

    Stranger: i understand you were abused by other when you were kid

    You: unlike you I don't try to force my views on you

    You: lol

    You: I wasn't

    Stranger: i am sure

    You: the ancient greeks appreciated young children

    Stranger: all you pedos are same

    You: hah

    You: more idiocy

    You: moralizing

    You: see

    You: in your mind that's the way it HAS to be

    You: for your to sleep at night

    You: I can't be emotionally healthy and like children

    You: that DOES NOT COMPUTE in your robot head

    Stranger: no you cant

    You: see what i mean

    Stranger: i know it is hard to admit

    You: you're so dumb you can't handle anything

    Stranger: but you are not healthy

    You: but what you want to see

    You: I don't think you are either

    Stranger: maybe

    You: social services be coming for your kids soon

    You: here's another question

    You: and ponder it well

    You: how do you know

    You: I don't work for social services?

    Stranger: i dont know

    You: precisely

    Stranger: does this change anything

    You: so treat them kids right

    You: maybe, maybe not

    You: depends how close we live

    You: but see, you're closed minded and obstinate

    You: you can't handle someone beliving differently

    You: for you its all CAN'T CAN't CAN'T

    You: just because you were brought up to believe only one thing

    Stranger: why does this disturb you

    Stranger: you do whatever you like

    You: that you make your kids cry?

    You: that distrubs me as a social worker

    You: and why are you still here?

    You: I'll tell you why

    You: its the same for everyone

    You: EGO

    You: you have to beat me

    You: the big bad pedo

    You: to justify your worldview

    You: from people like me

    Stranger: :)

    You: a real man woulda dced

    You: a looong time ago

    You: but a smallcocked motherfucker like you

    You: no

    You: he keeps right on staying here

    You: because his tiny ego can't handle the strain of saying

    You: "fuck off"

    You: and d/cing

    Stranger: ok i remembered

    You: think of me when you raise your kids man

    You: you WILL think of me

    You: you're gonna dream about me tonight

    Stranger: all pedos have the problem of having a small penis

    You: hah

    Stranger: kids do not care

    Stranger: this is why you prefer them

    You: That's a nice fucked little piece of logic

    Stranger: because you are not brave enough to face a woman or man

    You: that's totally not fueled by spite

    You: there's one giant hole in your argument man

    You: here's what it is

    You: midgets.

    Stranger: you told me "smallcocked"

    You: if it was a size thing

    You: purely a size thing

    Stranger: this is the way your brain works

    You: midgets

    Stranger: you confessed that

    You: oh, like an ignorant motherfucker like you knows anything about the brain

    You: you might think you know something

    You: its all daytime tv bullshit

    You: truth is, we understand very little about pedos

    You: because so few people wanna study em

    You: alfred kinsey was the last man to do it with an open mind

    You: think about society and their unjustness

    You: no one's interested in treating pedophiles

    You: just killing them

    You: very very unchristian

    Stranger: treating?

    You: I say that with a grain of salt

    Stranger: is it sth to be treated

    You: I believe its like being gay, its not treatable

    You: its just who you are

    You: I think being a sexual predator

    Stranger: you are drowning in your conflicts

    You: i.e raping children

    You: that's treatable

    You: oh yes I'm drowning

    You: like a baby in a 1 inch pool

    Stranger: i just try to help you

    You: throw me a lifepresever big man!

    You: big beacon of middle-class morality!

    Stranger: but you're always angry

    You: you're angry too

    You: admit it

    You: you don't want to help me

    You: you want to win

    Stranger: no

    You: yes

    You: humanity is angry

    You: petty

    You: and greedy

    You: but I forgive

    You: its okay

    You: accept your feelings

    You: don't repress them

    Stranger: thanks

    You: no problem

    Stranger: try to be objective

    You: I am being objective

    You: you aren't

    You: you're speaking from a narrow, societal point of view

    You: where I'm trying to be more relativistic

    You: I was trying to use the example of greece

    Stranger: i just cant be empathic enough to understant a pedo

    You: well think about this

    You: you think 14 is too young right?

    You: too young for sex?

    Stranger: i know the greece thing

    Stranger: no

    You: because go back a little in time

    You: that was a fine time for a girl to be married

    You: so you know about greece

    You: were they all pedos?

    You: every last one of them

    You: is that likely?

    You: or possible?

    Stranger: they might be

    You: protip: avoid the classics department at the university

    You: you'll make them die laughing

    You: not that I think you live anywhere near a center of higher learning

    Stranger: this doesnt show anything

    You: it shows everything

    Stranger: no

    You: it shows societally accepted pedophilia

    Stranger: classics is just another perspective

    You: from a culture we take ALOT of influence from

    You: also

    You: there are african tribe

    You: s

    You: where the younger boys

    You: fellate the older

    You: its a complex reason why they do it

    Stranger: there can be

    You: but no one is emotionally scarred

    You: pedophilia is only traumatic

    You: because society makes it so

    You: we tell these childre

    You: n

    You: what just happened to you

    You: that was bad

    You: horrible

    You: horrible

    You: FEEL BAD

    You: you see what I mean

    You: scarring comes from our reaction

    Stranger: a child cant even understand what happened

    You: well then how can they be omitonally hurt?

    You: and man seriously

    Stranger: if this was natural

    You: read up on some developmental psychology

    Stranger: then there would be animals demonstrating this behaviour

    You: there are

    Stranger: which animals?

    You: just one off the top of my head

    You: some kind of fox

    You: even the younger ones will engage in a kind of sex play

    You: its also part dominance ritual

    You: also some kind of chimp

    You: forget the name

    You: and there are these lizards

    You: paint the right color spots on them

    You: they'll fuck anything

    You: because that's the only way they recognize a mate, color spots

    Stranger: look there are at most 20 species

    Stranger: the rest does the normal thing

    You: I'm not a zooloigist

    You: so I don't know

    You: neither are you I'm guessing

    You: fun fact: ducks practice rape and necrophilia

    You: look up "daveian behavior"

    You: may not be spelling it right

    You: but daveian as in of or relating to dave

    Stranger: animals do this

    You: comes from an amusing limerick

    You: "there was a miner named dave

    Stranger: because their communication capabilities are restricted

    You: who kept a dead whore in a cave

    You: you have to admit

    You: he hadn't much wit

    You: but just look at the money he saved!

    Stranger: this may be a way of socializzation

    You: wow

    You: look at mister anthropoligst here

    Stranger: but we, human beings

    You: rationalizing out of his ass

    Stranger: have tons of way

    Stranger: other than sex

    You: with absolutely no background of zoology

    You: admit it

    You: there is no example I can give

    You: to convince you a pedophile can be emotionally healthy

    You: you're just closed minded

    You: and bigotted

    You: I bet you don't care for black people either

    You: probably think they are all a bunch of crack-dealing criminals

    Stranger: no i dont think so

    Stranger: i am a humanistic person

    Stranger: i respect pedos

    You: oh and gay people, I bet you call them AIDS ridden hellbound faggots

    You: HAH

    Stranger: no i dont

    Stranger: i have gay friends

    You: HAAAAAAAAA!

    You: oh my god

    Stranger: no problem

    You: that is the classic example

    You: "I'm not racist I have an X friend"

    Stranger: they dont want to fuck me

    Stranger: it is cool

    You: no dude

    You: I have to find the article

    You: explaining that rational

    You: "I'm not racist I have a black friend"

    You: its funny as shit

    Stranger: but i am not racist

    Stranger: make sure

    Stranger: :)

    You: how can you be sure

    You: you aren't racist?

    You: I think everyone is a little bit

    Stranger: :)

    You: similarly

    You: everyone is a little bit of a pedo

    You: you have a daughter?

    You: you ever give her a bath?

    Stranger: i dont have kids

    Stranger: i lied

    You: don't tell me it didn't stimulate you a little

    You: ooh, lying now

    You: that's not good

    You: not healthy

    You: not right

    You: or maybe

    Stranger: your right at last

    You: you're lying now

    You: you do have kids

    You: you're just scared

    You: afraid of me

    Stranger: why

    You: cause Ill fuck them

    You: and make them love me

    You: more than they love you

    You: Scardey cat! Scardey cat!

    Stranger: you are too aggressive

    You: and you're not aggressive enough

    Stranger: i am cool

    You: I mean if you're going to espouse biggoted views like you are

    You: you need some verve to back it up

    Stranger: i am not ashamed of anyting

    You: otherwise you're gonna get your ass whipped

    You: You're ashamed of plenty of things

    Stranger: like what?

    You: would you show your browser history to your mother?

    Stranger: i would

    Stranger: why not

    You: yeah

    You: cuz you deleted the porn

    You: off of the list

    Stranger: no i didnt

    You: so you'd be okay

    You: telling your mom

    You: you look at porn?

    You: nasty, fetish pron?

    Stranger: is this awkward?

    You: no?

    You: should it be?

    Stranger: i dont do anything i get ashamed

    You: but you do watch bondage porn?

    Stranger: no i dont

    You: weirdo.

    Stranger: the craziest thing i do watching lesbian porn

    You: so you'd be okay

    You: showing your mom

    You: the lesbo porn you watch?

    Stranger: why not

    You: hmm

    You: you ever fuck your mom?

    You: sex with her good?

    Stranger: but you cant tell your mom about your little beloveds

    You: not true, everytime I make a new conquest

    You: I put another flower on her grave

    You: I like to think she's watching from heaven

    Stranger: sorry for your mom

    You: no problem

    You: she's with god now

    You: but anyway

    You: you ever have sex with your mom?

    Stranger: no

    You: watch a little lesbian porn to get her hot

    Stranger: and i dont show my web history

    You: then fuck fuck fuck away you go

    Stranger: you were right

    Stranger: :)

    Stranger: anyways

    You: man

    You: you are fuuucked up

    You: all I do is have sex with kids

    You: but you man

    You: wow

    You: you got some work to do

    You: first things first

    You: get a job

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: i ll do that

    Stranger: i wish you good luck

    You: I don't

    You: I wish you have kids

    You: that I can fuck

    You: beautiful

    You: intelligent kids

    Stranger: good luck then

    You: the orgasms I'll give them

    You: go, have some kids

    You: Im off to the playground

    You: its almost recess at the local elementary

    Stranger: go there

    Stranger: and have fun

    You: will do

    Stranger: you are pathetic

    You: ill fuck em EXTRA hard

    You: lol

    You: says you

    You: look back over the convo

    You: see who's pathetic

    You: stumbling over your words

    Stranger: ok baby

    You: unable to formulate your points

    You: admit it

    You: I'm god to you

    You: you want me

    Stranger: good bye

    You: die

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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    I avoid watching beast porn because it maybe illegal where i live.
    But hey, have you ever seen the ammount of vids on Youtube where people wank off dogs and collect the cum?
    there's plenty of them.
    And unfortunately allot of furries are attracted to it, particularly Umberwolf (Ebon Lupus) whatever happened to his ED page anyway?
    OH and we cannot forget about the infamous MR HANDS
    and the uncensored version of Dirty Jobs Horse cum collector.
    WHO WANTS A JOB WHERE YOU STICK YOUR ARM UP A HORSES BUTT AND SCOOP IT'S SHIT OUT????

    My advice to monglers out there is to just buy a collection kit from some breeder or veterinarian supply, that way you can make it look legitimate, as long as you have a sterile collection container held to the dogs dick It's AWWWWRIGHT

    I wouldn't be surprised if people who are paid to collect animal cum do it because they love it, the payment is just a bonus side.
    kind of like how rectum examiners which are named stupidly (Prack-Tologists) or something, probably got the job because they love to stick fingers up strangers buttholes.
    DO IT FAGGOT

    What the fuck is Omegle it looks like Chat Roulette.
     
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    awww... come on,that was funny.
     
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    PA, you've earned about 2 respect points from me. Which is more than I can say about most people. I agreed with every point you made. This close-minded bigot can go die.
     
  30. $$Trooper

    $$Trooper
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    because its EDF2
    AND EVERYTHING IS FUNNY ON EDF2