This thread is about as sexy as watching a fat kid run for the toilet, not quite make it, and shit his pants.
Recursion ensues. I'm calling CERN so they can measure it. This thread may well end up traveling faster than light.
thank god i masturbated to some hot Wolf-on-unwilling-thai-whore porn earlier, i would have exploded my testicles. it would have been so loud that even The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae would have heard it.... and gone back to making another anti-American thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: happy good friday Stranger: thks Stranger: how r u You: good You: u? Stranger: goood You: hmm You: do you think jesus was a pedophile? I certainly do. I mean if you were a wizard of his power, wouldn't you molest children? Stranger: no i wouldnt You: weirdo. Stranger: would u? You: Of course You: I think any sane person would Stranger: are you a pedophile You: probably You: though the last girl I was with was 14 You: a bit old for me Stranger: oh my god You: ? Stranger: stop this You: wut? You: what? You: stop what? Stranger: stop being with kids You: why? Stranger: it is weirdo You: its not like I rape them You: they consent Stranger: their consent is not valid You: why? Stranger: cause they are kids ok You: so they can't make decisions? You: say for example, they were saying what they liked to eat Stranger: they cant You: just because they are kids You: they don't know that? You: they don't have the capacity/right to decide? Stranger: exactly You: so you're saying You: a 14 year old You: is incapable of naming their favorite food correctly? Stranger: yes You: really You: sounds kind of dumb Stranger: why You: well, its subjective Stranger: how do you know that? You: only they know their favorite food You: hence its THEIR Stranger: i dont agree You: you're the kind of person You: who if a kid was bleeding on the street You: you'd want them to wait You: until their parents got there You: for the doctors to start working Stranger: no You: because they can't "consent" to medical treatment You: that's EXACTLY what you are saying You: that's a big decision You: accepting medical treatment Stranger: your wrong You: and you say they can't even say what food they like You: or what their favorite color is You: so clearly they are massively incapable of deciding if they want their lives saved You: by your logic Stranger: favorite color of a 14 year old girl is pink You: that's not stereotypical at all You: and that's funny You: because her's was red ochre You: the last girl I was with Stranger: ok You: You're a monster, you want kids not to receive healthcare Stranger: you ve beaten me You: just because they are "incapable" Stranger: so you deserved the following You: if you can't decide basic things by 14 You: you're fucked for live eh? You: life* You: Jesus Christ was a pedophile You: you know that You: to be true Stranger: http://nobrain.dk You: try You: encyclopediadramatica.com/offended You: if I've offended you You: that will give you my contact info You: and complaint line You: its at the bottom of the page Stranger: ok You: so complain to my boss if you want You: I don't care Stranger: ok Stranger: do whatever you want You: ok Stranger: i cant stop you You: I'll find your kids You: or closest female relative You: underage You: and fuck her You: =) Stranger: my kids would fuck you You: I'm sure they would You: because they totally think like the kind of idiot douchebag you are You: they laugh at you you know You: they agree to your face You: but they think you're ridiculous Stranger: i still love my kids You: that's the way of the world You: riiight You: I'm sure You: but you belittle them You: you called them stupid earlier in our conversation Stranger: they are little! Stranger: they are incapible of being smart You: really now? You: that's an awful thing to say about your kids You: you're saying they'll never amount to anything? You: that they're dumb and they'll stay that way Stranger: i know because i have kids You: how can they love you You: if you call them stupid Stranger: if accidentally you will have kids You: and tell them they'll never go anywhere in life Stranger: you will understand me You: just wait a second You: how can you justify You: telling your kids You: to their faces You: "you're stupid, and you always will be" You: "don't even try in life, because you'll fail" You: "you're lucky I tolerate you" You: how do you justify saying that? Stranger: pedo You: yes? Stranger: STOP THIS You: stop what? You: you from abusing your children You: I just fuck them You: you leave emotional scars You: that will last a lifetime You: unlike you, if they say buzz off You: I'm gone You: I'm not a violent man You: I don't want anyone who doesn't want me Stranger: i understand you were abused by other when you were kid You: unlike you I don't try to force my views on you You: lol You: I wasn't Stranger: i am sure You: the ancient greeks appreciated young children Stranger: all you pedos are same You: hah You: more idiocy You: moralizing You: see You: in your mind that's the way it HAS to be You: for your to sleep at night You: I can't be emotionally healthy and like children You: that DOES NOT COMPUTE in your robot head Stranger: no you cant You: see what i mean Stranger: i know it is hard to admit You: you're so dumb you can't handle anything Stranger: but you are not healthy You: but what you want to see You: I don't think you are either Stranger: maybe You: social services be coming for your kids soon You: here's another question You: and ponder it well You: how do you know You: I don't work for social services? Stranger: i dont know You: precisely Stranger: does this change anything You: so treat them kids right You: maybe, maybe not You: depends how close we live You: but see, you're closed minded and obstinate You: you can't handle someone beliving differently You: for you its all CAN'T CAN't CAN'T You: just because you were brought up to believe only one thing Stranger: why does this disturb you Stranger: you do whatever you like You: that you make your kids cry? You: that distrubs me as a social worker You: and why are you still here? You: I'll tell you why You: its the same for everyone You: EGO You: you have to beat me You: the big bad pedo You: to justify your worldview You: from people like me Stranger: You: a real man woulda dced You: a looong time ago You: but a smallcocked motherfucker like you You: no You: he keeps right on staying here You: because his tiny ego can't handle the strain of saying You: "fuck off" You: and d/cing Stranger: ok i remembered You: think of me when you raise your kids man You: you WILL think of me You: you're gonna dream about me tonight Stranger: all pedos have the problem of having a small You: hah Stranger: kids do not care Stranger: this is why you prefer them You: That's a nice fucked little piece of logic Stranger: because you are not brave enough to face a woman or man You: that's totally not fueled by spite You: there's one giant hole in your argument man You: here's what it is You: midgets. Stranger: you told me "smallcocked" You: if it was a size thing You: purely a size thing Stranger: this is the way your brain works You: midgets Stranger: you confessed that You: oh, like an ignorant motherfucker like you knows anything about the brain You: you might think you know something You: its all daytime tv bullshit You: truth is, we understand very little about pedos You: because so few people wanna study em You: alfred kinsey was the last man to do it with an open mind You: think about society and their unjustness You: no one's interested in treating pedophiles You: just killing them You: very very unchristian Stranger: treating? You: I say that with a grain of salt Stranger: is it sth to be treated You: I believe its like being gay, its not treatable You: its just who you are You: I think being a sexual predator Stranger: you are drowning in your conflicts You: i.e raping children You: that's treatable You: oh yes I'm drowning You: like a baby in a 1 inch pool Stranger: i just try to help you You: throw me a lifepresever big man! You: big beacon of middle-class morality! Stranger: but you're always angry You: you're angry too You: admit it You: you don't want to help me You: you want to win Stranger: no You: yes You: humanity is angry You: petty You: and greedy You: but I forgive You: its okay You: accept your feelings You: don't repress them Stranger: thanks You: no problem Stranger: try to be objective You: I am being objective You: you aren't You: you're speaking from a narrow, societal point of view You: where I'm trying to be more relativistic You: I was trying to use the example of greece Stranger: i just cant be empathic enough to understant a pedo You: well think about this You: you think 14 is too young right? You: too young for sex? Stranger: i know the greece thing Stranger: no You: because go back a little in time You: that was a fine time for a girl to be married You: so you know about greece You: were they all pedos? You: every last one of them You: is that likely? You: or possible? Stranger: they might be You: protip: avoid the classics department at the university You: you'll make them die laughing You: not that I think you live anywhere near a center of higher learning Stranger: this doesnt show anything You: it shows everything Stranger: no You: it shows societally accepted pedophilia Stranger: classics is just another perspective You: from a culture we take ALOT of influence from You: also You: there are african tribe You: s You: where the younger boys You: fellate the older You: its a complex reason why they do it Stranger: there can be You: but no one is emotionally scarred You: pedophilia is only traumatic You: because society makes it so You: we tell these childre You: n You: what just happened to you You: that was bad You: horrible You: horrible You: FEEL BAD You: you see what I mean You: scarring comes from our reaction Stranger: a child cant even understand what happened You: well then how can they be omitonally hurt? You: and man seriously Stranger: if this was natural You: read up on some developmental psychology Stranger: then there would be animals demonstrating this behaviour You: there are Stranger: which animals? You: just one off the top of my head You: some kind of fox You: even the younger ones will engage in a kind of sex play You: its also part dominance ritual You: also some kind of chimp You: forget the name You: and there are these lizards You: paint the right color spots on them You: they'll fuck anything You: because that's the only way they recognize a mate, color spots Stranger: look there are at most 20 species Stranger: the rest does the normal thing You: I'm not a zooloigist You: so I don't know You: neither are you I'm guessing You: fun fact: ducks practice rape and necrophilia You: look up "daveian behavior" You: may not be spelling it right You: but daveian as in of or relating to dave Stranger: animals do this You: comes from an amusing limerick You: "there was a miner named dave Stranger: because their communication capabilities are restricted You: who kept a dead whore in a cave You: you have to admit You: he hadn't much wit You: but just look at the money he saved! Stranger: this may be a way of socializzation You: wow You: look at mister anthropoligst here Stranger: but we, human beings You: rationalizing out of his ass Stranger: have tons of way Stranger: other than sex You: with absolutely no background of zoology You: admit it You: there is no example I can give You: to convince you a pedophile can be emotionally healthy You: you're just closed minded You: and bigotted You: I bet you don't care for black people either You: probably think they are all a bunch of crack-dealing criminals Stranger: no i dont think so Stranger: i am a humanistic person Stranger: i respect pedos You: oh and gay people, I bet you call them AIDS ridden hellbound faggots You: HAH Stranger: no i dont Stranger: i have gay friends You: HAAAAAAAAA! You: oh my god Stranger: no problem You: that is the classic example You: "I'm not racist I have an X friend" Stranger: they dont want to fuck me Stranger: it is cool You: no dude You: I have to find the article You: explaining that rational You: "I'm not racist I have a black friend" You: its funny as shit Stranger: but i am not racist Stranger: make sure Stranger: You: how can you be sure You: you aren't racist? You: I think everyone is a little bit Stranger: You: similarly You: everyone is a little bit of a pedo You: you have a daughter? You: you ever give her a bath? Stranger: i dont have kids Stranger: i lied You: don't tell me it didn't stimulate you a little You: ooh, lying now You: that's not good You: not healthy You: not right You: or maybe Stranger: your right at last You: you're lying now You: you do have kids You: you're just scared You: afraid of me Stranger: why You: cause Ill fuck them You: and make them love me You: more than they love you You: Scardey cat! Scardey cat! Stranger: you are too aggressive You: and you're not aggressive enough Stranger: i am cool You: I mean if you're going to espouse biggoted views like you are You: you need some verve to back it up Stranger: i am not ashamed of anyting You: otherwise you're gonna get your ass whipped You: You're ashamed of plenty of things Stranger: like what? You: would you show your browser history to your mother? Stranger: i would Stranger: why not You: yeah You: cuz you deleted the porn You: off of the list Stranger: no i didnt You: so you'd be okay You: telling your mom You: you look at porn? You: nasty, fetish pron? Stranger: is this awkward? You: no? You: should it be? Stranger: i dont do anything i get ashamed You: but you do watch bondage porn? Stranger: no i dont You: weirdo. Stranger: the craziest thing i do watching lesbian porn You: so you'd be okay You: showing your mom You: the lesbo porn you watch? Stranger: why not You: hmm You: you ever fuck your mom? You: sex with her good? Stranger: but you cant tell your mom about your little beloveds You: not true, everytime I make a new conquest You: I put another flower on her grave You: I like to think she's watching from heaven Stranger: sorry for your mom You: no problem You: she's with god now You: but anyway You: you ever have sex with your mom? Stranger: no You: watch a little lesbian porn to get her hot Stranger: and i dont show my web history You: then fuck fuck fuck away you go Stranger: you were right Stranger: Stranger: anyways You: man You: you are fuuucked up You: all I do is have sex with kids You: but you man You: wow You: you got some work to do You: first things first You: get a job Stranger: ok Stranger: i ll do that Stranger: i wish you good luck You: I don't You: I wish you have kids You: that I can fuck You: beautiful You: intelligent kids Stranger: good luck then You: the orgasms I'll give them You: go, have some kids You: Im off to the playground You: its almost recess at the local elementary Stranger: go there Stranger: and have fun You: will do Stranger: you are pathetic You: ill fuck em EXTRA hard You: lol You: says you You: look back over the convo You: see who's pathetic You: stumbling over your words Stranger: ok baby You: unable to formulate your points You: admit it You: I'm god to you You: you want me Stranger: good bye You: die Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I avoid watching beast porn because it maybe illegal where i live. But hey, have you ever seen the ammount of vids on Youtube where people wank off dogs and collect the cum? there's plenty of them. And unfortunately allot of furries are attracted to it, particularly Umberwolf (Ebon Lupus) whatever happened to his ED page anyway? OH and we cannot forget about the infamous MR HANDS and the uncensored version of Dirty Jobs Horse cum collector. WHO WANTS A JOB WHERE YOU STICK YOUR ARM UP A HORSES BUTT AND SCOOP IT'S SHIT OUT???? My advice to monglers out there is to just buy a collection kit from some breeder or veterinarian supply, that way you can make it look legitimate, as long as you have a sterile collection container held to the dogs dick It's AWWWWRIGHT I wouldn't be surprised if people who are paid to collect animal cum do it because they love it, the payment is just a bonus side. kind of like how rectum examiners which are named stupidly (Prack-Tologists) or something, probably got the job because they love to stick fingers up strangers buttholes. DO IT FAGGOT What the fuck is Omegle it looks like Chat Roulette.
PA, you've earned about 2 respect points from me. Which is more than I can say about most people. I agreed with every point you made. This close-minded bigot can go die.
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