Holy Shit we are all going to die soon.

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You heard right! another sunspot is crackling with X-class flare potential and may soon fire a flare at us! it is aimed almost directly at the Earth!

    HOLY SHIT WE MIGHT GET AN X CLASS FLARE AND BECAUSE IT'S POINTED AT THE EARTH WE MIGHT GET A BIG GEOMAGNETIC STORM IN THE NEXT WEEK, AND THE MOVIE THE KNOWING WILL COME TRUE.

    And by that i mean an X flare will probably erupt cause more glowy northern lights, do fuckall else and the "direct hit" will be reported as yet another "Glancing Blow" Just like nearly 2 month's ago with Sunspot AR1429
     
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    hell, I love northern lights. wonderful things, they are
     
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    Oh noes! Does this mean that hipster faggots will have trouble using their i(insert product and cock here)'s while sitting on their asses in coffee shops or the student unions?
    What about the corporate drones on their phones and Droids®™(Lucas is an asshole), how will business get done?!
    Will the Emo come out from their caves and lay out in the sunlight for that final fatal suntan?
    Will the gingers spontaneously combust?
    Fuck it, just give me a countdown and porn to watch until them. Maybe some magazines (If they still put porn on paper) afterward in case the world doesn't end but the internet is slow or down.
    You can take my porn, but you'll never stop my nut!
     
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    I vaguely remember something like this happening last year. I think my phone was kinda funny for a few hours.
     
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    your phone turned itself into Chris Rock and started making nigger jokes.
     
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    How many more threads about this are you going to post you fucking retard?
     
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    let me count. one, two, three......potato.

    Potato more threads on this fucking retard.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Oh absolutely they will! one more reason to hope it happens!

    Yeah, low bandwidth geomagnetic storm scrambles your cellular carrier signal.
    high intensity storms are harmless to people, but they do fry Electronics such as Modern cellphones computers appliances, and power grids, pretty much anything that has low electrical resistance (translation energy saving products) will be fried.

    So in other words, Hippies have doomed us all, they planned this you know.
     
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    You say Poh-Ta-toe, i Say, Poh-Tah-Toh You say Tom-aytah, i Say Tom-A-Toh
    But we both say, Fuck @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy
    Although he isn't THAT BAD, but he isn't exactly THAT GOOD either..
     
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    did you know that La Papa means potato
     
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    Nope, or did i?
    OH RIGHT that's because in Toy Story 3 Spanish buzz calls Potatohead La Papa.
    man that was 2 years ago that film when i saw it.

    It was shit.
     
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    even if it hits us dead on the worst that'll happen is some transformers blowing, and that happens all the time here anyway

    oh, and we might lose a few satellites.
     
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    The worst that will happen is transformers get blown EVERYWHERE
    you don't seem to understand @I_Cant
    that without Electricity the world will end, unless your a homesteading Hobbit who lives in a hill.
     
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    we can just make more, simply destroying the infrastructure isn't enough to destroy modern society, you must also remove the knowledge on how to recreate it, and it would take a lot more than an electromagnetic storm to do that.
     
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    except it would take 10 years and about a trillion dollars to make things stable again.

    in the meantime rioting looting violence, and other enemy nations who are not dependant on Electricity will have an advantage. there may even be power shifts.
     
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    and? that doesn't make it the end of the world.

    every civilization in human history is inevitably destroyed, yet humanity goes on.
     
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    If this fucked planet was cooked extra-crispy by a supernova, the world would be a better place.
     
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    Speaking of Supernova's we had one a couple of month's ago, it was it happened a long long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away.... literally, by the time you see the light of that Supernova it had happened millions of years ago.

    Gamma ray bursts would be like The Knowing, Black holes produce them when they are formed, but being hit is unlikely because it occurs at the poles, and most stars and planets tend to have their poles facing the same way up in relation to the rest of them, the Galaxy has a top and bottom too.
    So unless we're above or below a black hole that forms we are not in that much danger.
     
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    even after they're formed, black holes still stream out shitloads of radiation at their poles proportional to how much stuff they're currently devouring, also, some black holes (or other forms of collapsed star) still have their poles facing toward the side relative to their spin, so they spew out energy in a spiral pattern (you know what I mean anyway)

    just be glad that shit dissipates before it reaches our location, having your planet in the middle of nowhere really can be an advantage sometimes.
     
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    Those beams are from matter that has not entered the event horizon.
    Anything that falls past it goes to the core where time stops.

    essentially Black holes are static non moving bubbles of space where time has stopped.
     
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    I know that, was just simplifying.

    also don't forget hawking radiation, if a black hole goes without being fed it will eventually release all of its mass back into the universe at large.
     
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    I've heard about black holes exploding, for no apparent reason.

    But isn't Hawking radiation about quantum particles that appear and disappear all the time, they appear as two pairs which collide with eachother and are destroyed, but just outside a black hole one particle goes into the hole and the other escapes.
     
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    once again, I was simplifying, it appears that the particles are emitted from the hole, when in actuality one of a pair emerges from the event horizon while the other falls in and cancels out a little bit of the hole.

    as for black holes exploding, I can't seem to find any information about that, where did you hear it?
     
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    Some old book about the Cosmos in a school library it's the only book or source i have heard about it, and it did not explain the sciences.
     
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