holy shit EDF is slow.

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Edgeworth, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Edgeworth

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    what gives, sysadmins?
     
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    i know I mean really wtf dude:confused:
     
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    It's not slow for me for once.
     
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    was slow, now flowing nicely
     
  6. Edgeworth

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    ok. i've figured it out. one of our load balancers decided that it was going to stop serving requests.

    fixed lol.
     
  7. oddguy

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    Slow as in impeded during transition or slow as in retarded?
     
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    I bet the culprit is someone who knows computer science III.
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya gets it.
     
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    it's not slow, it's tubes are just clogged with the huge amouts of faggotry and shitposting
     
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    WOW. That would make it a "load UNbalancer"!!!

    Amirite????

    Fuck me. I just came at how fucking funny that was.

    Oh, the wacky world of the internets.

    Now all we need is @KoalaRimjob to jump in with a post about how the load balancer was probably a linux box and how if we all ran windows and shoved baguettes up our anal passages, then life would be waaaay better and he might get laid.
     
  16. Edgeworth

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    It was actually a BSD box :|
     
  17. KoalaRimjob

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    Load balancer services suck better off getting the appliance like a vpn concentrator