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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by gob, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. gob

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    me, explodingpiglets and you? threesome?
     
  2. Regi

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    1 The LORD spoke to Moses, 2 "Tell the Israelites: I am the LORD your God. 4 Follow my rules, and live by my standards. I am the LORD your God. 5 Live by my standards, and obey my rules. You will have life through them. I am the LORD.

    6 "never have sexual intercourse with anyone related to you by blood. I am the LORD.
    7 "Never have sexual intercourse with your mother. She is your own mother. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
    8 "Never have sexual intercourse with your stepmother. She is related to you through your father.
    9 "Never have sexual intercourse with your stepsister, whether she is your father's daughter or your mother's daughter. It makes no difference whether or not she was born in your house.
    10 "Never have sexual intercourse with your granddaughter, whether she is your son's daughter or your daughter's daughter, because she is related to you.
    11 "Never have sexual intercourse with a daughter of your father and his wife. She is your own sister.
    12 "Never have sexual intercourse with your father's sister. She is your paternal aunt.
    13 "Never have sexual intercourse with your mother's sister. She is your maternal aunt.
    14 "Never have sexual intercourse with the wife of your father's brother. She, too, is your aunt.
    15 "Never have sexual intercourse with your daughter-in-law. She is your son's wife. Never have sexual intercourse with her.
    16 "Never have sexual intercourse with your sister-in-law. She is your brother's wife.
    17 "Never have sexual intercourse with a woman and her daughter or a woman and her granddaughter. They are related. Doing this is perverted.
    18 "While your wife is living, never marry her sister as a rival wife and have sexual intercourse with her.
    20 "Never have sexual intercourse with your neighbor's wife and become unclean with her.
    22 "Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting.
    23 "Never have sexual intercourse with any animal and become unclean with it. A woman must never offer herself to an animal for sexual intercourse. It is unnatural. "
     
  3. gob

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    don't copy david you faggot
     
  4. Regi

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    david is christian,and those are judaism..faggette
     
  5. gob

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    jews suck dude
     
  6. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    said the jew
     
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    Threesomes are confusing, too many holes.
     
  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I think our hkh, beefcake, Emily threesome will be great.
     
  9. $$Trooper

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    but what will the layout be?
    who will be doing who.
     
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    It all depends on who has a vagina!
     
  11. Rape Train

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    I never get invited to threesomes :(
     
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    Invites, had one, she was into the "wrong kind" though.
     
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    Do you like tentacles?
     
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    niggers ruin everything don't they?
     
  15. zaiger

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    Fixed ur sig.
     
  16. zaiger

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    Fixed ur sig too.
     
  17. Rape Train

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    I was going to get around to doing that eventually.
    Do you?
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  19. zaiger

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    Make a red one and it would be Dr Zoidberg
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    I didn't make it. I have no skills whatsoever.

    But that's a good idea. Who doesn't want to be Dr. Zoidberg? He's a doctor.
     
  21. jack

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    yes we know.
     
  22. Rape Train

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    You do now. I don't want you people walking around thinking I'll knit you up socks or ski masks or some shit.
     
  23. jack

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    oh,YOU people i see how it is.
     
  24. Rape Train

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    You have a problem with my language, boy?
     
  25. jack

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    yeah you hate people from the land of ooo,............that and i'm black.
     
  26. zaiger

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    I would do her.
     
  27. CallMeMaggot

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    give every hole a number, roll a 6 faced dice and then attack with your +3 Shaft of White Oblivion
     
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    is it effective against Krakens?
     
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  30. CallMeMaggot

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    Sure, you can cast Return to the Depths on him if you wield your shaft powerfully enough

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