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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Sinusitis, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Sinusitis

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    Ediot

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    Damn - is this the most generous place on the net, or what? I was just about to make my noob intro post, when I get an alert telling me I get a trophy - if I make a post! (Yeah, I know - I'm an easily impressed newfag...) Anyway, I figured I'd better try and make my first post halfway decent, so I tried giving an established meme a new slant - "Shitting Nigger Dick Nipples"...

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    But on reflection, it's a fucking fail idea* (as are the other three things I briefly considered posting), so sod it - you'll just have to wait till I come up with something better...

    Where's my dead bunny?

    *Fail idea (lacks inspiration, obvious meme combination and smacks of trying too hard), but I still posted it - you think I was gonna waste all of 30 seconds work?
     
  2. TwoStar

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    Anyone can use the inversion tool, you know.
     
  3. Sinusitis

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    I know! That's another reason it fails so bad... I worked on the dicks to try and make 'em a bit more niggerish, before pasting 'em onto my original version, but I'm afraid it's still not niggerish enough... Has anyone every drawn shitting nigger dick nipples from scratch? (Instead of trying to change cracker shitting dick nipples into nigger shitting dick nipples, like I did...)
     
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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
  5. Ronny

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    My niggers are coming to tell you hi

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  6. Sinusitis

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    :D Wicked video - sauce plz! (Though having watched the video, I doubt their dicks will now be much good for shitting - or anything else for that matter...)
     
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    EDF portal.
     
  9. Sublime

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    Everyone's Favorite Evil Bitch

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    You don't have to try to create a new meme to have a good intro post, just don't be a faggot.

    You failed that, by the way. Good job asswipe.

    See @lulzbomb if you want your dead bunny.
     
  10. MrGask

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  11. lulzbomb

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    [​IMG]Here is a bunny you wish was dead .(wow it is amazing what you find when you type bunny snuff into jewgool).
     
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    Never have seen that trick before...maybe still a little rough around the edges, but points for originality

    Also:

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    Yep. I am pretty sure this is my new (years old) favorite thing ever.
     
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    2:58, literaly loled
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Sinusitis You seem lively. Are you taking any sort of medication or is this a mental condition?
     
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    I was trying not to lol through the whole thing. Awesome.
     
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  19. Sinusitis

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    Well, I can't say I'm an asswipe, but I just spent twenty minutes picking bits of encrusted shit off my piles - poor substitute, I know, but it'll have to do...

    Fab video! You know, I usually can't stand Japanese shit, but this isn't at all bad...

    Well, I was for several years a dirty, stinking junky, and I suffered brain damage as a result of a major dose of sinusitis (hence my name) - so yes, your hunch is more or less correct...
     
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    That post was the fail to end all fails.
     
  21. Sinusitis

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    You're telling me! :D

    Learning to wash your hands the hard way...
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

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    Might I be corrected in the assumption that you're female?

    Regardless, welcome to EDF. If you need help, don't hesitate to ask one of the other mods.
     
  23. Sinusitis

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    Oh, thank you! :) "Corrected in the assumption you're female" - what, you thought I was female, but now think differently? That's inarresting... Akshully, I'm male, but if you were to see my face, my build, the size of my hands, you'd be wondering the same thing as me... Like, "Damn - has he an extra X chromosome, or what?" :D
     
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    You seem cool. Welcome :nyan:
     
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    Thanks! You know, I wouldn't blame anyone for posting image macros captioned "LOL I'M SO QUIRKY" or somesuch... Say a typical basement dweller with the caption, "MY KER-AZY LIFE"...
     
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  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    You seem upbeat and lively. They'll eat you alive here.

    FYI, I think you're female. I don't really care either way, though.
     
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    Yes, God knows why I'm here! Like most people (I assume), it's 'cause ED strongly represents my own sense of humour - and after considerable lurking, I came here hoping to converse with like-minded individuals... Not that I don't have considerable obstacles to overcome - I'm a sweet-natured pussy, I don't care for Japanese culture (and think - anime/animu/whatever the fuck it's called - characters with big eyes are creepy), I can't get excited about cartoon ponies and I can't play computer games to save my life...

    What on earth am I doing here?
     
  29. Baya Rae 4900

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    Omega males constantly seek out alpha and beta males. It's sort of a non-sexual masochism.
     
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    Right! :D I was going to post a suitably apt Cooldude cartoon in reply, but I couldn't find anything anywhere! Which makes me wonder - is Cooldude a genuine meme that simply disappeared off the face of the Earth, or is ED in the habit of claiming one-offs to be actual memes with a history behind them? (ED full of shit? My entire world has been turned upside down!) Anyway, fuck it - you'll just have to settle for the original...

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