Hiya, newfag here. I'm sure some of you already know me.

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  1. killahbee93

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    Not sure where I'm at this point in my life. I see a shrink and it's really done nothing for me, I feel like she's paid to tell me bullshit. I have severe image issues that most people don't understand. There are a lot of factors as to why I feel this way, but I'm sure you guys could give a shit. The short: I'm 20 and my parents and friends make fun of me because I've never had a kiss. I used to not let it bother me but over the past year I've been starting to feel alone and left out.

    Pictures of me: http://imgur.com/a/xVpBx

    I have a lot of hobbies and interests. I love the outdoors, often hiking/camping, skiing, rock climbing or kayaking etc. I play tennis(was never a sporty guy) and like to hang with my friends. I very rarely drink and I don't smoke cigarettes. I go to parties but I'm definitely not the life of the party, they get real lame after you've been to so many. I go to college for a medical related degree and I work at a big name retail store. I love music and know a whole lot about it, same can be said for movies and videogames. I seem to be able to find commonality with a lot of people around my age.

    I've been pretty depressed and unmotivated lately though. I'm in my prime and I see myself as a fairly normal guy with a good sense of humor and I'm never rude or acting weird, I really can't see why with all the women I've been around in my teens and since I went to college, nothing's happened. I mean, I even go out of my way to introduce myself. I will admit though, I am a bit shy but I can really be social, engaging easy to talk to shortly after I meet someone. I am by no means a social outcast. I guess I'm coming this place as a way to use my free time and forget about how pointless my life is.
    Anyways, I look forward to contributing to this forum.
     
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    So you came here to find the necessary motivation to off yourself?

    If you find a lulzy way to do it, you will be honored in death with a shiny new iPod. Be realistic, it is as close to an honorable death as you are going to get.
     
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    Oh dear...
     
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    You look like a faggot. Have you tried gay sex? It would solve your girl troubles.
     
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    yeah, I get that a ton... Kinda sucks. I wish I was gay to be honest. Dudes aren't really my thing. I'm not ugly though?
     
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    Nice. Yeah, I'm kind of a genetic failure.
     
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    Go back to okcupid you fucking idiot.
     
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    I have never used a dating site, nor do I intend to.
     
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    Just die.
     
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    Nah, I now find suicide to be pointless. I have a disease anyways called Sarcoidosis so my life expectancy is already shortened. I ended up in an inpatient facility for 11 days this past march though cause I almost killed myself, well, I was planning it and my parents caught wind.
     
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    Nobody cares, fuck off.
     
  13. MrGask

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    Isn't Killabee93 @HeyNonnyNonymous ' youtube channel name?

    edit: Disregard, it is drillabee.
     
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    Unlike these mean trolls on here, I am going to help you. I will set you up with a date. I would like you to meet @GuessWho. I think you guys would make a good couple, when you both jump out in front of a train.
     
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    you don't have to lurk my thread, y'know. it's not like I'm invading your internet space.

    Why so bitter though? I mean, I hate my life too, but I'm not a dick.
     
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    Idk, I just made it up cause I'm a fan of Wu-Tang.
     
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    If I were to commit suicide, I think I'd just do it in a way that my organs can be saved and given to somebody who needs them, somebody who can actually appreciate a shitty world where money, corruption, productivity with damaged results, beauty and evil prevails.
     
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    Why are you such a turbo faggot
     
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    Sorry, sunshine; but you kinda are.


    And not in a good way.
     
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    Well for one I have a serious inferiority complex. I was born with HGH deficiency and was expected to be extremely short, I was always really short up through middle school.. If my parents weren't wealthy enough to pay for nightly HGH injections for 7 years, I would be a small person. Luckily, I'm 5'8 now. So that could be the root cause. I also have high anxiety and minor psychotic symptoms, possibly BDD too.

    I was also bullied a lot, not by guys really, but girls. And girls in high school ignored the fuck out of me. My mother is also a crazy bitch, you don't understand. I just try to be nice, maybe that's my problem. Most people are amoral and driven by evil, so it's just natural to attack anyone who's different.
     
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    EDF is not a fucking hugbox. Please adjust your behavior. Thank you.
     
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    you made a wrong turn at albuquerque
     
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    Sorry, I was just introducing myself, geez.
     
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    Introduce yourself to the bottom of the sea.
     
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    You're also a spastic narcissistic retard and nobody wants you posting here, fuck off.
     
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    Is this what you talk to your therapist about? No wonder she just nods her head and smiles while she takes your parents money.
     
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    This is a thread about me though, and you are forgetting the fact that you asked me a question as to why I come off as insecure or discouragred. If you want to add me on Skype, my name is killabee93.... I'm usually on and I'd gladly help you with whatever problems that you have going on.