Hitler vs. Stalin

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Enig, Aug 28, 2011.

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Which one.

  1. Hitler

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  2. Stalin

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  3. Eggo French Toaster Sticks

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  1. Enig

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    Which is sexier? Which is the most bonerific?
     
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    Hartmann is sexier than both of them combined
     
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    Whaaaaaat? Hitler was an awesome austrian with the most badass mustache ever who managed to make the german people rise from the ashes of WWI. Then fucked it up, true. Yet, he never gave on Deutschland up, and never let jews breathe.
    Stalin on the other hand was only a cool politician who convinced a lot of retarded rusky potato farmers into giving him power, then Gulag'd almost errybody for the lulz. But Joseph wasn't as badass, nor as awesome as Adolf. It mostly comes down to killcount, IMO.
     
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    Hitler was remarkably attractive. I thought this even before I knew that he hated jews, too.
     
  6. Emily

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    I vote Lenin.
     
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    What, no love for toaster sticks.

    Also, the Dollfag Weeaboo reported me for saying "nigger". Here's nigger repeated just to piss off the dollfag. And it's visible from space.

    NIGGER.
     
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  9. Enig

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    Nigger spic.
     
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    On topic: I voted French Toast Sticks, since I'm hungry. Mmmmmm.
     
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    Stalin's mustache is far manlier.
     
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    Chill, guys. I got this.

    As mentioned before, manliness is practically everything. Hitler was a wannabe painter in his youth. Stalin was the head of a local Bolshevik gang that robbed banks.

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    Yay Stalin.
     
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    Also, here they are at around the same age. Stalin has that psychotic look in his eye that women have no natural sexual defence against.

    Also, Hitler was from a middle-class family and Stalin was from a peasant family. (The only person in the Bolsheviks who came from a poor family, I might add.) It's a well known fact that women love getting buggered by unwashed mobs. It's all they fantasize about. Especially those from privileged families who spoil their children.
     
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    Not to mention Hitler was in tight with the Catholics, and we all know what their sexual preferences are.
     
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    Bump.
     
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    why bump a thread if youve already /threaded it

    in any case, stalin always win
     
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    Edgy thread asking for edginess.
     
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    my answer should be obvious.
     
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    Hitler was better because he tried to get the world of the Jewish menace even though he ultimately failed.
     
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    Gotta go with the toaster sticks.
    This is the edginess of the Lacanian Real.
     
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    Maybe back in the day, before he sold out and started schilling for Pringles.