Hitler (Somehow) had a son.

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9088865/Hitler-had-son-with-French-teen.html

    Yep, and now his son's kids can get the royalties from Mein Kampf.

    Wait, I thought Hitler only had one ball.
    Goring had two, but they were small.
    Himmler was somewhat similar.
    And Goebbels had no balls at all.
     
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    Not surprised to find out he was a ephebophile.
     
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    I feel like this would have a better story if Jean discovered his fathers identity via Hitler chopping off his arm yelling "I AM YOUR FATHER!"

    We were so close to having a real life Star Wars preenactment.
     
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    What other qualities do you share with a puppy, Jew?
     
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    So, in other words, you're a typical Jew.
     
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    See this post? Remember how it originally looked when you first published it? I fixed it, this is how it should be. Please read the notice at the top of the page when creating a thread in the news forum. I almost just deleted it but the article was interesting so I fixed it.
     
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    I find it HIGHLY UNLIKELY that Hitler didn't father more illegitimate children. That is pretty much the forefront of every megalomaniacs' mind.
     
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    Whenever I see this thread I fucking palm face.

    Just because of the title.
     
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    every soldier at the time had illegitimate offspring, it's only natural.

    although if it were me, I would probably refuse to accept money made by that book.
     
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    If it were me, i'd shoot the stupid bitch for whoring herself to the enemy.
     
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    you do realize how stupid that is right? Oh lets shoot the only women who could get intel on everything, makes the enemy less willing to kill our troops and not increase our population. great idea The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae great idea
     
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    you gotta remember that The Member Formerly Known As Baya was dropped on his head as a kid and is the Aussie equivalent of a redneck
     
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    Mutts are such pathetic, shallow creatures. That's why they hold loyalties to superficial things like religion, ideology, language or lines on a map. Your reply is as oblivious as it is typical.

    I hold no anger or resentment in my heart for you. Only pity. Always pity.
     
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    The Wikipedia article on this guy says that a DNA test done in 2008 using DNA from Hitler's living relatives in Austria and Long Island NY ruled him out as Hitler's son.
     
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    Well, I guess he don't get the Jewgolds. I thought Hitler had legitimate children anyway?
     
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    he did, but he killed them along with his wife and himself.
     
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    so you feel pity only for yourself I see?
     
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    Of course he did.. One of them went on to become a huge celebrity and film ''The passion of the Christ''