Hitchhikes may be escaping inmates or John Waters

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    http://www.dlisted.com/2012/05/16/john-waters-hitchhiking-across-country

    so if you see a guy that looks like john waters on the side of the road....
    you may be in for a surprise.
     
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    So he is looking for new material eh? Well I got something for him.

    It's about a man who is hitchhiking across country in an attempt to cure his writer's block. Fortunately he runs into a psychopath who knocks him unconscious with chloroform and takes him to a secluded home in the woods, where he is forced to critique outfits made for turtles. Every time he would answer wrongly the nude madman would force a turtle to piss and shit on him. The story ends when our antagonist suicides by cop after being discovered by cellphone tracing, Jew telepathy or someshit like that. The writer goes on to make an original multimillion hitter.
     
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    Hitchiking used to be a fun way to meet random people. I myself, hitchhiked and picked up hitchhikers, years ago. Then society decided to place itself, in a plastic bubble; safe sanitized and ignorant of potentially worthwhile and interesting people. There is danger, sure. But what is life if you can't decide what risks, you will and will not take? It's a person's choice, all the way.
     
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    Yeah I always wondered how our society became so shelter, so many warnings, so many things people protest and the news always over blown bad things happening, it is a bit too plastic, huh?
     
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    I still pick up hitchhikers, but I've never hitchhiked myself.
     
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    There is nothing stopping you from picking them up now.
    But why would you want to?
    they are all cokeheads.

    I've never hitch hiked, but i have taken rides offered by people i know.
    Besides, i must offer one piece of good advice.
    well two.
    Never hitch hike after dark
    If it's a negro does not matter if it's mid day and sunny, say NO.
    unless he happens to be a business negro with a well kempt car that does not smell like shit, standards are high but you never want anything to do with druggies.
     
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    Nowadays you would be right. But, back in the 50's, I met a good number of noble niggers. One particular man, had a great influence on me.
     
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    I hitched from Winchester va to Los Angeles ca in 4 days back when i was 18. You just can't replace an experience like that with the internet. The nice people, and the people who pull over and then spin gravels on you and peel out. I had this one couple with a new baby, they saw a redneck spin gravels on me in arkansas and felt bad for me, so they picked me up, took me to their house and fed me, and then took me all the way to the oklahoma state line which was like 200 miles away. I had some money and i saw their house, it wasn't much, so i gave them enough to fill up their gas tank twice for all their trouble. The house they lived in was withing site of a fucking nuclear power plant, right on the shore of the lake that cooled it. They really thought they had the good life too.

    Damn, I hope that kid is ok.
     
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    Well of course, that was the 50's back when America was in it's final decade of golden age till the 60's which was full of snivel rights and liberalism.
    Back in the 50's there was no laws protecting black crims from getting taught a lesson.
    Now we have post Snivel rights, which grants todays tar babbies perpetual amnesty from any crime against any other person and protects them from retribution for their dastardly violent deeds.
     
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    The bottom line is, Minorities don't want equal rights.
    If the bar was set on par with the average white man, it would mean you would get all the benefits and same jailtime as said average white joe.
     
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    In Australia a "little risk" is called "Ivan Milat."
     
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    Would you ride in my car? It doesn't smell like shit, more like cigarette smoke, stale beer, mildew and burned motor oil...
     
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    No.
     
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    Why not?
     
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    Because in Australia those are the kind of cars you don't get into, because only BillaBOONGS drive them, and Bogans, usually by the Pedoniggers and Pedobogans
    they drive around looking for little kids to pick up, then drive off to the outback as fast as they can rape then dump n burn.
     
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    It's pretty much the same in the US, I admit. Either people like you mentioned, or I see them (usually Ford LTDs, Chevrolet Impalas, Toyota Cressidas or AMC Hornets, but same condition) on the injun reservations all the time when I go there to buy fireworks and cheap booze/cigs
     
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    Injuns are plenty pedo, they also put peep holes in everything and like to have a wank while watching someone on the toilet.
     
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    Some of them use hidden cameras too if they can afford them. If I hear of something like that in the news and there is no picture of the accused, I will assume that they are injuns if they have a last name typical of that race, or have a common English, Irish or French surname. (the latter can also pin them down as being black or being Southern crackers if there is no pic available)
     
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