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Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by a.t., Oct 17, 2011.
How do I troll hipsters?
Thanks in advance!
Say stuff about how much you"love" Justin Bieber or something trendy like that...?
Insult Scott Pilgrim vs. The world.
Just say any mainstream band is better then there pice of shit art house band and then wipe your ass with there collection of vinyl records.
Im looking for a bit more direct way, this is to subtle.
Hipsters love that shit huh? They really have bad taste. Id insult one of their indie groups too but I dont know any.
I don't either, i'll look more into it for you.
I dont want you to go trough that suffering :<
Talk shit about 'Murica.
You could still wipe your ass with there records. Also try saying Donne Darko was a overrated pice of shit.Also try asking then the definition of irony and see how many get it wrong.
Also, anything Indie or rather unpopular is fair game.
Hipsters also have a tendancy to be bronies. Say My Little Pony is for children.
Shut the fuck up Justin Bieber of J beibz as fans of real talent call him is a fucking musical genius and there isn't a sane person alive that doesn't realise that, his career is going to last forever.
Ill say it in helvetica for extra irony.
Holy fuck that hipster I know IS bronie. And I know he has horse porn on his PSP. Like holy fuck who would know.
One last thing, say that older music sucks balls. I'll leave it to you to come up with a defense of that argument.
Thanks, I am now prepared.
P.S. MLP is show for kids, only faggots would say otherwise
THats because hipsters ARE faggots. They cling to the past like niggers to democrats.
I never looked it that way. That actually makes alot of sense. You are one clever man you know that?
A true EDiot, not like super special fag.
 no homo
It's what i do.
Now go get that bastard.
Shove their fedora up their arse, pull it back out, and place it back on their head at an appropriately jaunty angle.
Personally I've actually never had the distinct displeasure of interacting with hipsters, so I'm not sure.
One way could be if they are talking about any obscure hipster popular band be like "liek omg I knew I love that when I first heard it in like starbucks/hot topic/whatever mainstream store" You don't even have to know what it is, so you don't have to like research or anything
It might be too subtle but you can be like a caricature. Say something like "I mean I just LOVE Florence and the Machine/Foster the People. I mean I only listen to the most obscure mainstream music like yeah"
Good luck though.
As a man that interacts with hipsters on a daily basis. I can Safely say, that they are no emos, gangster culture bullshit. They are good people with a good taste in Music. They don't listen to things just for the sake of listening to stuff no one has heard off. They like to listen to stuff "they" have never heard off. As for clothing, it's just a new trendy way of dressing like a geek or a nerd.
Yes I like Florence and the Machine
And Yes I like Scott Pilgrim.
Florence and the Machine are terrible
wait, does liking scott pilgrim make me a hipster?
Go knife you're mother in the face, she gave birth to tasteless children
If you get 50% of the references then you're probably just a gamer. If you get them all then you're qualified to be a hipster.
but...idk, maybe i could get them all...quick, THROW ONE AT ME, COME AT ME BRO
What where the chicks Mathew Pattel summoned in the first boss fight.
demon hipster chicks!
Anything off my Grooveshark.
Whenever they see you looking at them, roll your eyes at them. Then try to ignore them, turning your head away from them when need be.
Trolling them is fairly easy actually. Disagree with their views by bringing up real world facts/logical points that contradicts their views of the world and they will immediately start using Ad Hominem attacks against you.
OH MAH GAWD HATE SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!