Hipsters should be dead

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Murdoc esp, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Fucking faggots with their fake ass glasses and women pants, I swear, some of these cunts need to get stabbed in the eyes
     
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    I'M BEING IRONIC
     
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    We just have to convince them that breathing is too mainstream.
     
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    You know, that's actually a good question. Are there any hipsters on this forum, besides @Akula ?
     
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    how am i even a hipster
    i don't think i've even posted hipster stuff on EDF
     
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    Then who is forcing you to wear skinny jeans?
     
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    oh god how out of touch are you from society
     
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    skinny jeans are effay as fuck.
    piss off.
     
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    Burn down every starbucks and you'll be fine.
     
  12. Akula

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    Their Strawberry & Creme Frappucinos are the best though :*
     
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    hey now, we can't be greedy. Let a few suspender wearing faggots die and we'll see about your frappucino.
     
  14. Akula

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    o-ok...
    y-you t-too!
     
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    It would help if we had a working definition of hipsterdom, instead of just "whatever pisses us off at the moment."

    This picture helps a little.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Skinny jeans have nothing to do with hipsters, they just copy that from the 70's & 80's, so they are fine if you dress properly
    yeah , I admit I was mad :rage: , but we are getting somewhere ITT
     
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    Hipster-shaming is sooo 2010.
     
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    As if anyone that dresses like that had any shame to begin with.
     
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    Hipster.

    Gay.

    What the holy fuck is "effay." Nvm I don't want to know.

    fags.JPG
     
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    It's the parents whom need to be beaten to an inch of their lives


    I have been called that here a couple of times. Why I really don't know, I just hope it was ironic or some shit :(
     
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    If you're on this board you're either not a hipster, or a self-hating hipster. They are too sensitive for this place. Signs that you are a hipster:

    You frequent overpriced coffee shops, and just hang out.

    You own a ridiculous looking bicycle.

    bike.

    Skinny jeans, vibrant colors, 6 inch beard, and an ability to get offended over the stupidest shit imaginable.

    I witnessed an angry hipster about a month ago during my morning commute. I was walking down the street, and the light was red so a few cars were lined up. A massive faggot riding his bike was being stared at by someone in an SUV because of his choice of clothing. Jeans were literally suffocating him, he was wearing a goofy oversized bomber-hat, giant glasses, rainbow fucking shoes, and he hadn't shaved in what looked like half a year. Angry hipster yelled at the man in the SUV, "What you got a problem?!" and then rode his bike off into the sunset.

    Hipsters have a tendency to move into very low-income high crime areas. I think what's happening is the streets are hardening them and now we have a new cross breed of criminal hipsters. This could get ugly.
     
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    The kind of criminals who use latex goves not because for not leaving fingerprints, but for hygiene issues
     
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    They only use latex gloves to anally probe each other. Hygiene is not in their vocabulary.
     
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    Yeah, u'r right, hygiene wasn't the proper word...I meant, fear of being contaminated by anything less spusial than them

    Do plebeianophobia exists as a word?
     
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    /fa/ is 4chan's fashion board which I frequent.
    Effay is the adjective for it. TMYK!
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    I mean, I do frequent expensive coffee shops, but that's because a Starbucks is next door to my work and I grab a Frap to wake me up in the morning.

    I have 12 different colours of skinny jeans, purple, cyan, green, white, light blue, dark blue, light gray, dark gray, off white, black, khaki, and black with blue dyed tips.

    I fucking love P4K but that's because they give me awesome music recommendations :meow:.
    Through them I found Death Grips, Grimes, Purity Ring, Trust, and a bunch of others.
    It takes a lot to offend me, usually.

    I don't own a bike, well I do but it's just my old Trak that I used to use to bike to my friends house four years ago. I prefer to walk.

    Oh, and I shave every morning so I don't look scruffy.
     
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    Cool.

    men_in_black_movie_image_tommy_lee_jones_and_will_smith.

    You can't grow a beard kid.

    Also, you're an American, we don't spell it "colour"

    You fall under self-loathing. I suggest a steady diet of steak, Duncan Donuts, and wearing clothing that doesn't make people want to kick you in the throat.
     
  30. Akula

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    I still grow some facial hair :noes:
    Fuck you, colour sounds cooler.
    I had steak last night, and duncan donuts yesterday.
    People don't want to kick me in the throat, I'm a nice guy :meow: