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    The cop needs a metal, one less hipster douche in the world. :meow:
     
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    At least he doesn't have to payback his student loans.
     
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    99% of the time, the parents have to cosign. So I'm guessing yeah. They deserve to though, it is the least they can do by bringing him into the world. :meow:
     
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    Unfortunately none of us will ever feel this about your posts, you lump of shit.

    Enjoy the feels.

    And that stupid comma you put in your 2nd sentence was not only unnecessary, it's really, fucking, annoying,.
     
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    What a shocker, it was by The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
    Just remember to make him wear a condom, I hear he is quite the ladies man.
     
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    and manies man too. He doesn't care as long as he puts it in. :meow:
     
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    He should have taken a "selfie" with the cop before the shooting.

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    Christ.. doesn't this guy have any friends?
     
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    There is no question, no one would want to be friends with that hipster douche. He was prolly acting like a hipster douche to the cop which literally put his life in danger. He had to do what he do. :meow:
     
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    I tend to side against cops, but looking at that, I changed my mind.

    Don't modern phones have timer settings anyway?
     
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    HEUHEUHEU U MAKE HYPOCRITICAL JOKE!!

    Anyway why is this guy mouth open in all his selfies? It looks like he is actually trying to smile in those last two photos, but just comes out looking like he has down syndrome.
     
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    I wouldn't mind if you talked back to a cop right about now.
     
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    "A closed mouth catches no flies"



    You should look into that.
     
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    That only applies then the other persons judgment has any impact on me. I'll let you guess if any of you do.
     
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    Yes, the worms who will be eating at his worthless corpse as he rots in the ground.
     
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    "Ooh, I'm gonna stand up to the pigs and show them up!" Hipsters, hippies, it doesn't matter; they all die the same way.
     
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    He always has his tulpa, and Mr. Hand.
     
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    People are sometimes curious and I was saving you the trouble of googling for more information by providing, what I feel are helpful links to websites that may be able to satisfy your curiosity.
     
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