Hilariously bad movies

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  1. Patroclus Rex

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    Let's discuss the movies you love, for no other reason than that they're so bad you can't hate them. Probably the most well-established bad movie is Tommy Wiseau's The Room.



    But as bad as that acting is, it looks Oscar-worthy next to Birdemic, which has the added bonus of CGI.


    Who doesn't love a monster movie?


    And I'm sure you guys have more to contribute. But if you don't understand anything, leave your stupid comments in your pocket.
    Oh, and if you want quick access to any of these, they'll be saved on this thread's very own Livestream as soon as I can put them there.

    EDF's favourite bad movies (Streetfighter does not go on this list because it's too awesome)
    The Room
    Birdemic - Shock and Terror
    Sharktopus
    Southland Tales
    Battlefield Earth
    Anything by Uwe Boll, Video Brinquedo or the Christiano Brothers
    The Wicker Man (BEES version)
    Lethal Ninja
    Troll 2
    Hercules in New York
    Deadly Prey
    The Killing of Satan
    Pocket Ninjas
    Samurai Cop
    Undefeatable
    3 Dev Adam
    Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
    Killjoy
    Riki-Oh
    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
     
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    You're a faggot, Birdemic and Sharktopus were supposed to be bad. Never seen The Room so can't really speak on it. It's not "hilarious" if it's fucking intentional, the directors are telling them to fuck up.
     
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    Honestly, it still kinda is. Especially Birdemic, for a movie to be that bad intentionally is fucking inspirational.
     
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    House of the Dead, of course
    not intended to be parodic, but oh boy, it is
     
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    Didn't Boll pretty much admit that all of his movies are shit on purpose
    Or was that just him covering his ass
     
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    more like that
     
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    Like when Tommy Wiseau tried to pass The Room off as a black comedy.
     
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    He thinks there is a global organization of critics devoted to wrongly making negative reviews of his films, which are amazing. Just listen to his commentaries, they are unintended comedy gold.
     
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    (Though I don't think it was that bad, it had great one liners and the acting wasn't bad either)


    This movie starts with some Nostradamus stuff that who the fuck knows what relationship had with the film, then suddenly NINJAS everywhere, and then the scene above. It had me laughing my ass off.
     
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    Lethal Ninja looks like a blast, gotta check the whole movie out some time.
    I can't believe I forgot about Troll 2 until just now. Thinking of streaming that later actually. Maybe I should stream Hercules in New York too? You know, Arnie's first movie?
     
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    Uwe bol can made some decent movies (not fan-fuckin-tastic but watchable) when he isn't using video games as a main source.
    oh and this is hilarious.

    NOOOOOOOOO KRAK KRAK KRAK RKARKRKAKRAKRKAKRKARKKRRKARKAKRKARKKR


    "SATAN satan come out here, Satan, where are you? SATAN! SATAN your yellow SATAN"
     
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    Pocket Ninjas.

     
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    Man that game has awful lag.
     
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    Also, Samurai Cop



    American Ninja, I kinda like it ironically
     
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    Undefeatable
     
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    More enjoyable than Chieng Mai chicken fights!



    Still, nobody watches Bollywood
     
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    Oh man, I totally forgot about Undefeatable. Not sure how, I'm even friends with Don Niam on Facebook.
     
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    SuckerPunch - you would think it's some ok action flick but then it's really just underage hookers being hookers

    most pink films (Japanese trashy/gore/softcore porn films)
    Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl

    these days it's mostly intentional and just obvious exploitation
     
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    Attack Girls Swim Team -> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
     
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    The Christiano Film Group makes some pretty funny stuff. The Second Glance is the most famous:
     
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    Oh christ, I wanted to punch my screen so hard
     
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    While it wasn't overtly bad or anything I watched the first Twilight movie with a friend and it was amazing. One of the few bad movies that I could watch from start to finish and not be bored.
     
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    This thread is about bad movies, not abominations.
     
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    I want to suicide every time my mom or my sister said they are fans of the series. That movie ruined sparkles for me.
     
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    The mist. The end was pretty lulzy though, they think they are going to get killed, so the main character shoots his entire family to spare them a grizzly death, but doesn't have enough ammo to kill himself. Then, literally thirty seconds later, the fucking army rolls in to save them and he's all FUUUUUUUUU