High School Bandfags Get Tubas Stolen in Los Angeles

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  1. Esther Nguyen

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    nigga stole tuba.
    Heard about this shit on the radio today near Seattle:

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/los-angeles-tuba-robbery-_n_1143775.html?ref=high-school

    I think blacks were probably responsible
     
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    I bet it was methods, and they are going to sell them as scrap to finance the next fix.
     
  3. I_Cant

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    how the hell do you sneak off with something like that?
     
  4. Esther Nguyen

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    idk but its the most retarded theft ive evr herd of thats why i posted this
     
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    you type like you're twelve.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ladies and gentlemen, what we are clearly dealing with is a tuba-themed supervillian. No doubt he calls himself Doctor Tuba-Kulosis and is planning something incredibly devious that involves dozens of stolen tubas. God help us all.
     
  7. I_Cant

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    well let's think.

    the brass itself probably isn't worth all that much, certainly not as much as the tubas themselves, so they're probably not being melted down

    as the news article stated, the form of music known as banda is popular in the area and relies heavily on Tubas, BUT, how would one get rid of a stolen tuba? people are bound to ask questions regarding where it came from

    either way, this school needs better security
     
  8. Esther Nguyen

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    the schools are from los angeles so im guessing its a ghetto ass school. i doubt it dat its ever gonna get better sec.
     
  9. Esther Nguyen

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    hes most likely black
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    I doubt it. That name is too ingenious for somebody of such low refinement to think of it. More likely he's a Jew. And like all Jews, he is @oddguy.