HI I AM 11 AND I LOVE FUNNY INTERNET JOKES

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOSY PEPPER?
    JALAPENO BUSINESS
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    What do you call OP?
    A fucking shithead.
    l o fucking l.
     
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    LMAO!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!! DONTCHA LOVE A FUNNY LIGHTHEARTED JOEK!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
     
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    i like you... let's be friends. but first, a funny haha joke...


    what did the blind deaf-mute kid get for christmas?


    cancer
     
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    that is a very good one my friend!!
    WHY DID THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOWN THE HILL
    TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
    HEH LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HERE'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY FOR YA
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE CEREAL IS
    FUNNY BUNCHES OF JOKES
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! LOL
     
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    >two jokes in one post
    don't over-do it, faggot
     
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    On a serious note, you wouldn't happen to be the same minty that fucked around on facebook with me, Anna Ferris, Timothy Schwarz, Isai Ono Wai, etc?
     
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    no?
    there are lots of mintys on the internet... maybe someday we will all get together and form a giant voltron-like robot hellbent on destroying people who don't use listerine
     
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    What can you find inside a policeman's nose?
    Fingerprints.
     
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    What's black and blue and in the trunk of my car?

    a 12 year old that doesn't like sex
     
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    What's the difference between an 11 year old and a cat?
    I don't put a cat in the oven.
     
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    There's an @oddguy dead cat joke in there somewhere...
     
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    Reported.

    Reported.
    Reported.
     
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    :morky: THE FUCK YOU WANT DOLAN??
     
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    Are you the greeny phatom spammer?
     
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    What do you call a dead body, astroglide and a class of 1st graders?
    Tuesday afternoon.
     
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    Well, regardless, anyone that wants to take back the tag cloud has an uphill battle after the ass raping I gave it.
     
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    lol really what did you use?
     
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    How many aboriginals does it take change a light bulb? Four.
    One to huff petrol
    One to rape a loli
    One to cook the loli afterwards
    and another to guilt an aussie to do it for him.
     
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    A script I wrote named spergbot. Pretty basic really, but it did the job. I let it run for like 8-10 hours or something and it tagged most of the subforums and large chunks of hard gay and shitpost. I did a few manually after that, but I haven't done shit in months and no one's even come close to passing it. I figured the mods wouldn't give a shit since it wasn't necro bumping anything.
     
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    jesus lol all just to bold a tag?
     
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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAR CRASH?

    SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE IN.
     
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