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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Paul, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. Paul

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    Hi. My name is Paul as you can see, I'm white. This may or may not shock some people but yes there are white people on the internet - not just African Americans commonly known as "niggers". I trust that you people will welcome me into your tight little group and train me to be just like you, I would love to learn to hunt and catch fish with my bare hands. I'm willing to risk my smooth skin.
     
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    Good joke fucko
     
  4. Paul

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    Passive-aggressive, I like it.
     
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  5. Paul

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    Yes, I've heard that education comes second in African-American infested neighbourhood schools. It's okay.
     
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  6. rst8

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    lol
     
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  7. Paul

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    I will take that as a sign of acceptance.
     
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  8. rst8

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    sure ok
     
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    hi. can we be friends?
     
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  10. rst8

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    hes my friend you asshol
     
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    shut thef fuck up you can have more than 1 friend.
     
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  12. Paul

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    I'm sure you can have more than one friend, but after watching that video that you kindly posted I have come to the conclusion that you are mentally challenged, that was a nice thought though. Thank you.
     
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    Dear Friend,
    Is there some sort of initiation ritual? I have read in some groups the new man is stripped naked and chased around a paddock while wearing a mask that represents a horses face, I'm ready for this.
     
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  15. rst8

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    no thats not what we do here
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    instead you will be sodomised by three men of your choice on the forums. be careful though, EDF2 has got some sort of AIDS epidemic at the moment.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Why do you use your face face as your avatar, or don't you?
     
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    Is this a sock a count or are you just 1337, because your already pretty damn good at this.
     
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    If you do this you will become the most popular and important person on EDF!!!!
     
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    That's not being passive-aggressive.
     
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    A sock count? No, I do not count my socks, I assume they are in pairs awaiting to be worn.
     
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    Emily, I see you are a guest here. I don't think you should question me, I'm already a part of the "EncyclopediaDramatica" forum, you should have clearly seen this via rst8's post. This leads me to believe that you are either a) illiterate or b) a troll - so tell me, which one is it?
     
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    Oh, I see what you did there.
    Ps) Being a dick to everybody in the forums will get you the faggot medal.
     
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    But doakes has the problem officer medal.
     
  26. Paul

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    Mr Zaiger, the list you have provided seems like a lot of fun, especially the third option, while your invitation to become the most popular and important person on EDF - Encyclopedia Dramatica I assume, seems a lot like being the smartest in a special education facility. Not very rewarding. As your name is a shiny yellow colour, I assume it is you who i'm competing against to become the most important, sorry to dissapoint you but seeing as you are the "known cyberbully" I have a pretty good chance in becoming the most popular.
     
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    My apologies, but really what is a sock count?
     
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    Dont appologize, im not butthurt, jus sayin, and i meant "a sock account", but if you dont know, then your obviously not one
    That I cant explain, maybe its bc hes lulzy, not unfunny try hard
     
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  29. Paul

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    So, what else on this forum is a good place for a bit of fun?
     
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