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    Ediot

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    no friends left. all dykes and unattravtive. need gf. pls help.
     
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    Ediot

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    Step 1: Convert to Islam.

    Step 2: Stick to the Islam for a month or so.

    Step 3: Hatch an elaborate suicide bombing plan and pick a public place, preferably Christian or Jewish, or something stereotypically American.

    Step 4: Carry the plan out.

    Step 5: 72 virgins.

    Step 6: :trollface:
     
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    iwwant the com[pany + companionship. stfu. mr robert wayne stiles is not avaliabe for further inquires right now. have a nice day/
     
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    You realize that you set the groundwork for being doxed, right?
     
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    Ediot

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    Start asking all the lovely women on EDF out.
     
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    Do what I did to acquire worldly success

    1) Acquire drugs

    2) use drugs

    3) find God

    4) ?????

    5) Profit
     
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    Ediot

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    shut up you gay