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  1. XXX

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    BANNED LOL

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    hi
    I'd like to introduce myself to this forum
    I hope to meet many cool dudes
    bye now

    ps how do i disable the fucking binary in the background it's really lagging the dial-up
     
  2. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
  3. XXX

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    BANNED LOL

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    you seem like a pretty cool person
    so you a chick or what
     
  4. kibou

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    will u b my friend? ^_^

    *glomps on u then runs away*

    :p
     
  5. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    yes- i am a chick-
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    1) i'm "the nicest poster on EDF2"
    2) i won the "biggest cunt" poll
    3) self proclaimed "holy madonna of EDF2:EB"

    have fun while you're here....
    do you need a sammich?
     
  6. XXX

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    BANNED LOL

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    I take it your father never was around to teach you values
    you are whats wrong with modern society
    you make me ashamed

    ok I just ate a sandwich but another one would be nice
    thanks baby
     
  7. kibou

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    What the heck did you just say about me, you rude individual? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in College, and I’ve been involved in numerous scolding’s on naughty children, and I have over 300 confirmed scolding’s. I am trained in children’s education and I’m the top teacher in the entire US education system. You are nothing to me but just another child. I will educate you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that foulness to me over the Internet? Think again, hoodlum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the learning, rascal. The storm that enlightens the wonderful little thing you call your mind. You’re going to be educated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can educate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in education, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the teachers union and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ignorance off the face of the continent, you little oaf. If only you could have known what wholesome education your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will instill a love of learning in you and you will profit from it. You’re off to college, kiddo.
     
  8. XXX

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    BANNED LOL

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    1) - I left college years ago
    2) - I am not a "kiddo"
    3) - you better back off you unfunny piece of shit
     
  9. Trixie

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    what kind would you like?
    and any sides? type of beverage?
     
  10. XXX

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    I love an old fashioned ham and salad in the morning
    I would like some OJ
     
  11. kibou

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    Dont fuk with me troll... >.>

    or else ill get my fur friends 2 troll u off the internet :p

    *wags tail then walks away*
     
  12. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I think you will do well here.
     
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    i will prepare when i get home from work....
    unless you want it now... i don't know what time zone you're in now?
     
  14. XXX

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    goddammit can you fuck off already you fucked in the head shitstain
    I wish the government would stop giving gays welfare for being gay
    its pissing me off

    any time is fine, luv
     
  15. $$Trooper

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    Sup pillowfucker?
     
  16. kibou

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    OMG, HOMOFOBIA...

    listen troll...>.>

    I collect welfare because im 2 depressed 2 work...i'm not lazy n i dont get it bcuz im gay...ur being very rude actually...

    stfu



    lol u know i dont do thaaaaaaaat :p
     
  17. XXX

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    fuck off back to your gay ghetto before I contact the administration
     
  18. $$Trooper

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    Stop being a dick.
    or i break out the photos.
     
  19. kibou

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    wtf ur a nazi 2!?!?

    omg w.e troll u cant hurt me im strrong and proud 2 be me ^_^

    *jumps in air with joy* :fox:
     
  20. Sirkillsalot

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    WELCOME TO EDF YOU BITCH