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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    @skylerconcarne Shouldn't you be out pimping? Or do have an automated system worked out so the bitches practically pimp themselves these days?
     
  2. skylerconcarne

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    I don't really need to do much. They know to bring daddy his money.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Female empowerment. One bitch slap at a time.
     
  4. skylerconcarne

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    But in all seriousness I just got dome for trading this scene bitch a Haunter for a Kadabra. Mutually beneficial.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Cut out the jive.
     
  6. skylerconcarne

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    I'm too serious. All she wanted was a Gengar.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    Oh, Pokemon. Sorry, it's been years since I've played it.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    @skylerconcarne Send that bitch a Jigglypuff. Bitches love Jigglypuff.
     
  9. skylerconcarne

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    I have a serious question. I fucked my friend last night, which isn't uncommon because every time we drink together I fuck her. But this time she made me cum on her face. It's not my first time cumming on someones face but it is the first time I'll have to see someone again after cumming on their face. Now I forgot what my question was...
     
  10. luvur

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    To answer you question.

    Years ago I fucked my dads girl friend. We were both pretty drunk. But after she gave me head I didn't realize she didn't swallow, bitch snow-balled me. I guess that's karma.

    It could be worse.
     
  11. skylerconcarne

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    Yeah. It could always be worse. It probably won't be that awkward. She says she blacked out. I don't see how you can blackout fucking for 3 hours though.
     
  12. luvur

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    Roofies, just saying. But I doubt you would do that.
     
  13. skylerconcarne

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    I totally would, but I didn't. I don't know where to score roofies. Even if I did I wouldn't waste them on her. She's always DTF.
     
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    Yeah just giving you the benefit of the doubt, pimpin'. Roofie that bitch up if need be.
     
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    Oh, Tylenol PM is a good substitute.
     
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    Bah u r all talk, y r u so shy with me, u havent roofied me yet, lol wat a pussy.
     
  17. skylerconcarne

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    You said you were a virgin. I don't like to fuck virgins.