Herman Cain is the Anti-Christ

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    You people/faggots are my last hope in regards to this. I've written letters to Stephen Colbert and the Economist and they haven't told anyone the truth. So I will tell you people the truth.

    While Herman Cain is an obvious rapist and sexual predator. The truth is less well known. Herman Cain is the same as the "Am I my brother's Keeper?" Cain. Remember how Jesus was black (or dark skinned)? Well why can't the same apply to all the other biblical characters? They were all from the same region. And we all know that niggers are inherently evil so this much can be regarded as true.

    However, it gets worse than that!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!

    The overwhelming majority of Economists know that Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan is phoney baloney. So why does he keep insisting on it? The reason is simple. 9-9-9 is obviously the Number of the Beast, 666, just upside down!

    While I find it unlikely that Herman Cain is the anti-christ (because if he was, Satan has been a real let down in terms of his abilities). My gut feeling on him being an immortal murder forever cursed to roam this Earth whose job is to bring about the End Times is quite strong. So please spread the message that Herman Cain is the Anti-Christ!
     
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    But I am infatuated with his "999" plan.

    Hail Satan.
     
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    999 tax plan is actually terrible, but many people are too foolish to recognize.
     
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    Herman Cain is an avid SimCity player and his expertise in building and managing a city in a video game translates well into building and managing a nation in real life.

    I liken it to the military drawing from the pool of talented and tactically savvy players on the Call of Duty leaderboards.
     
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    Flip it over and you'll see why it is so awesome.
     
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    Why do you make threads?
     
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    So people like you could reply to them.
     
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    What do you mean by that?
     
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    but anyways, on a related note:

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    but anyways, on a related note:
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    Because I am a being of rational thought as well as gut instincts. Don't your kind use gut instincts otherwise known as faith?
     
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    I was talking about you your title tells a complete opposite story of the following text, but I guess you can ramble on about something else.
     
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    If you actually read, it states in the end that I believe that Herman Cain is the anti-Christ. There is a difference between believing and knowing. As in you believe there is a God and Jesus loves you, but do you know there is a God and that Jesus loves you?
     
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    Um it's not a belief, lol. There's plenty of evidence for God and talk with Him (well I hear Him speak to me) so there's no reason not to know it for fact.
     
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    if so many women are coming forward, there has to be truth behind the accusations.
    i don't think the country needs a buiness man to run it.
    we have one as our governor in FLA & he's a real scumbag.
    we need a leader with forethought and experience.
     
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    Provide evidence plz
     
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    This thread answers nearly all questions/ doubts and provides the evidence you need. If you would like something more specific feel free to ask.
     
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    Yea, he doesn't have the "people's" best interest with him. That much is clear.

    but who is our second coming?(please don't quote this with sperm jokes )
     
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    I talk to God, or as you say "hear" but what I am experiencing does not let me believe It cares about the average man.
     
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    George Washington said something like that once.

    Herman Cain is not the Antichrist. He's just a black guy with power.
     
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    Yeah, Herman Cain is no where smart enough to be the Antichrist. However, Revelations is a political commentary, not a religious doctrine. So the Antichrist is most likely a metaphor for an archetype. If Herman Cain was in power he would be just as destructive as an Antichrist. Why do I say this? He has repeatedly proven he is ignorant about political issues. He doesn't even know what Obama's position on Libya is. To top it off, the fact he proposed his 9-9-9 plan with out realizing how similar it is to 666 just goes to show how simple this man really is. I don't even know how he was once a CEO without destroying the business.
     
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    He's a good business man. Just not a good politician.
    Most of the Rep Candidates are terrible who have already fucked up just as bad as Cain. He's bad, but not as bad the others.
     
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    I don't know. He is is completely ignorant on America's role in Libya and he didn't know the Chinese have had nuclear weapons since the 60s. He has made numerous unwanted sexual advances on women. And he can't see that 9-9-9 is an upside down 666. I'd say these all together are worse than anything anyone else has done. Well besides Newt cheating on his dying wife with a woman he would later divorce.
     
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    and in my mind, that makes him a hypocritical scumbag....
     
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    Fuck yes! So I am not the only person who notices this. Badass as fuck.