herman cain article?

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by boyvinyl, Oct 16, 2011.

  1. boyvinyl

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    the gop's resident uncle tom deserves one, yes?

    how should we go about this? it shouldn't be a flat-out copy of black jesus, only with 'socialism' references swapped out for christfaggotry and corporate jew jokes

    this guy quoted Pokemon for a campaign slogan for fuck's sake, he's a lolcow waiting to happen
     
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    Yes I agree, and now that it has come out that he paid settlements in 3 different sexual harassment cases it could be a really funny article.
     
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    People keep saying that Cain would make a good president because he was the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza.

    He cut the number of Godfather locations and actually reduced their profits by the end of his time there. He then resigned.

    I'm not sure what the chain's revenue was year to year during his time there, but I can assume they were all significantly lower than before he came in. So that's how many tens of millions of accumulative dollars in lost revenue for the chain thanks to THAT nigger?

     
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    Two Uncle Toms going head to head! It feels like a professional wrestling match.