Here's the story of Mewen Brown in full detail:

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Meepsheep, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Meepsheep

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    The Saga of Mewen, Philip, Amber, and Beefrave
    .by Philip Michael Gipson on Wednesday, November 23, 2011 at 12:12am.Okay. Where do I start? Aha! I know:

    I signed onto YouTube in the spring of 2010 as cybertronization. I had a blast commenting on other people's videos, and I was pretty good at it. Soon, trolls -- cyberbullies -- came at me. Creeps like TheBrickBalls had been messing with myself and elkinsinbox, an online friend. elkinsinbox is a man who goes about his life as he calls it. He and I are fans of studio logos such as DIC Entertainment. We were the trolls' easiest targets. TheBrickBalls was a tough troll to crack. He was too easy to provoke simply because I kept telling him to leave me alone. I got hacked eventually, and I signed in under another name, Telepix86. However, that account was short-lived, and now dynomitis is my current account. Somehow I'm still being trolled. But, trolls or not, I'm going to get a move on with my life.

    Mewen Brown was not at all who I thought she was. I long suspected her to be a troll...but she never was. Since knowing her through YouTube, Skype, and Facebook, I gained nothing but the utmost respect for her. And then, tragedy struck. To explain further about my online adventures with Mewen, you'll have to know the whole story.

    It all started when I befriended Mewen's very best friend, Amber Buttrum. Both of them were even online lovers. Amber was a good friend to me as well. I was subscribed to her YouTube channel, animeangel2006, under the names cybertronization, Telepix86, and currently dynomitis. She had covered many well-known songs and even did anime, TV, and movie fandubs for other YouTubers. She wrote a story called "The Omen of Teaberry," using Mewen Brown and horror icon Robert Englund as inspiration. I read the whole thing and was completely blown away by it. She had planned to go forward with her life, until...a series of misunderstandings between her and Mewen completely ruined their friendship. And so, Amber was forced to remove Mewen from her life completely, and leave the Internet forever. But that was not to be.

    Amber, during her happy days, met rock singer Dee Snider and considered herself his biggest fan. He forced himself on her, which she never minded, and filmed their sexcapades on his camera and posted it online for everyone to see. Amber was called a pedophile on national television, and so was very deeply humiliated by the experience. An article was published by a troll named Meepsheep about Amber and posted to the troll site Encyclopedia Dramatica. This convinced Amber to fully go into hiding, never to be online again.

    Mewen, Amber's former friend, chose to befriend me on YouTube. I was skeptical of her at first, worried that she wouldn't leave me alone. But then, my impression of her softened, and she was very nice to me through Amber's ordeal. Our friendship was so awesome, she asked to me to make a Skype so we'd talk further, and I did. We had such a fun time on Skype. Suddenly, a man named Beefrave entered the picture. He asked me for my personal information, and I gve it to him, unwillingly subjecting myself to his will. Mewen and I were deeply troubled by the trolls, especially a girl named IHM, who obviously doesn't like me very much because I have a disability. And so Mewen and I pretended to be some of them and had cyber-sex with each other. One pretense Mewen did was a man from named Taekesi. Taekesi is a YouTube trolling legend. He'd been on YouTube under countless identities. Usually his accounts can be determined by badass names like "SecretAgentTaekesi" and the use of clips from Azn action movies. He calls himself "legende," meaning "hipster."

    All this pretense and cyber-sex led to Beefrave calling the cops on me and threatening to keep me in prison for the rest of my life. But I had help. Mewen got me an e-lawyer, Megasavage, to help me out with dealing with Beefrave. It all worked out well, and Beefrave finally left me alone. But he still stalked me. He changed Mewen and I's text's around so he could make himself look cool. To further anger him, Mewen and I discussed having sex with Beefrave's fat wife, how we would combine whipping with her poop and lick her body and ride her all the way to her wet-wet, and how I'd drink her period blood. Beefrave used to look like a darling, and Mewen developed a crush on him at the time. Then, he got really thin and grew a beard, and he became really ugly really fast. And he smelled like complete trash. He would smell so bad, he could end up stinking up the entire planet, polluting it with his gaseous ways. I mean, his odorous nature would probably even put the Devil out to pasture. His penis must look really small for it to be used on his wife's delicious wet-wet, but he wouldn't care. He just loved him some wet-wet. His wife's, particularly, would devour like a ravaging hound dog; he would, like, also lick it so hard and wanna suck her pee out and then swallow it, therefore enhancing his already ridiculously foul mouth. It also smelled like cream cheese, laxative enhanced diarreia, sweet and sour sauce, cream of onion, cream of shrimp, a Bam Margera shrine, and a hit of sour milk and rotted meat.

    He would do nothing in his life but have sex, even go so far as to cheat on his wife for a living. His waifu smells like charcoal, much like his heart is, with a dash of sewer liquid and ectoplasm. He would eat her out anyway by spreading her out with honey and chew on her instantly. He would show no signs of slowing down.

    Beefrave's wife's granny panties and toliet paper used to conduct lint between her big pussy lips, and the disgusting cheesy smell would manifest, with a hint of urine by absorbing into the lint and becoming a sweaty yellow cheese slob underneath her pussy lips and beefrave licking it up. Similar to smegma, when an uncircumised man's forskin cover's the head and cheese gets stuck around inside the dick, and it stinks pretty bad. Beefrave is also uncircumisied and gets smegma a lot so he loves the stank. Beefrave's wife gets it because she is fat and has an inside pussy where the lips conduct in and swet within the pussy. So she can't clean up very well at all.

    Beefrave enjoys sniffing and inhaling the aroma of her smegma infested wet-wet, smelling the wine cheese stench and getting turned on. He eats her cheese like it was melted in a magical cauldron. His horse mouth feels and looks like a decaying sea of smoke, fog, and haze.

    Mewen and I tried convincing Shane Hugaboom to break up with his girlfriend Savannah because we believe she wasn't right for him. I called his girlfriend fat and wet-wet, and that her pussy was all smelly and junky. But Shane was a rock. There was no way he would break up with Savannah -- EVER.

    There was but one solution for my troll problem -- download a program to be completely rid of them. The plan worked, and I was forever safe. However, it came at a cost. Mewen was forced to leave the Internet and take her own life. It is a thought and image that will forever haunt me to this day. I will always and always remember Mewen as the happy-go-lucky girl I knew. I hope that she's in a better place now.
     
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    Why is everyone posting all of these TL;DRs
     
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    I love how I'm one of the first trolls that pedophile mentions. There were plenty of others singling him and pedokinsbox out for their child-stalking ways before me.

    Jesus christ, what the fuck is up with him and his diarrhea fetishes. A smegma infested "wet-wet", what the fuck is that?
     
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    What the fuck is this shit ?
    no,rly,can someone explain this to me ?
     
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    I'm sure that showed'em. I find nothing more insulting than knowing someone's drinking the period blood of an obese person I love.
     
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    and i'm suppose to feel WHAT about this?
     
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    Never mind the tl;dr, that image says more than a thousand words. I'm off to wash my eyes with bleach now.
     
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    This sounds like a really bad sonic adventure yifffic
     
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    I hope you realize from the example you and Beef are setting means no admin/mod can ever come down on any exterior trolling we do.
     
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    we didnt troll . we observed. and gathered info. the asspie. in question.
    http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch/threads/philip-gipson.3875/
    had. shown himself to be a pedophile. so . in lulz name of course. blah blah blah "cigarsex"/
     
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    i think it was once.
    but once its all put together by someone here it remains. enjoy the links to the rest of it :)

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    Have you had a chance to see my cigarsex ripoff, Cripsex?
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    Wouldn't Cigarsexinc. want to hire me, or at least buy my idea? Why would I buy into your company? Are you asking for a liscensing fee to use the brand name cigarsex®, because I'm pretty sure I"m protected under the fair use doctrine http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.html. Fuck it, I'll give you four Dongcopters and the rights to %40 domestic gross of Cripsex in exchange for promotional services.
     
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    nothing malicious just asking if you wanna join in . we would hire you. no need for harsh words when cigarsex is a foot
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    Can I be Junior Vice President of Western Domestic Traffic and Accounting? I demand 14 dongcopters a year
     
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    Employee has a one year statute of limitation for the filing of any requests for mediation, or arbitration, or for any lawsuit related to this Agreement or the terms and conditions of their employment. If said claim is filed more than one year subsequent to Employee’s last day of employment it is precluded by this provision, regardless of whether the claim had accrued at that time or not.

    L. Attorney Review
    Employee warrants and represents that Employee in executing his Agreement has had the opportunity to rely on legal advice from an attorney of Employee’s choice, so that the terms of this Agreement and their consequences could have been fully read and explained to Employee by an attorney and that Employee fully understands the terms of this Agreement.

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    BEEFRAVE

    11-25-11

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  29. madh8r

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    Date 11-25-11

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    Madlington H. Ater



    Company Representative
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    Date 11-25-11

    I look forward to my emplolment
     
  30. TheBrickBalls

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    The Brick,

    Mew Brown sent you a private message on Change.org.

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    RE: Hey

    Well honestly this is a bit shocking, Philip has been eating his own feces lately, it's just one of his quirks atm. Please read some of things he has told everybody:
    Philip Gipson: Mewen's on her period now, and her blood is steaming got and soaking wet for being sucked on. Her blood will completely energize the one who's volunteered to suck it out and swallow it, turning them on completely. ^_^
    Philip Gipson: I enjoyed eating my feces yesterday. The glory I felt when eating it was sensational. All the ingredients I added to it made it totally amazing. I even rubbed my face all over it and licked it all. It was even better than eating it. Why, I loved every minute of every second of it. And I'm not going to EVER forget it.

    The power of the feces can make or break a person. That person's will must be strong to endure the major stinkiness that's before them. I know that my will is strong and that I'm proud to be eating my own feces. It merely makes me a much stronger person. I'll remain that kind of person for many years to come

    Philip Gipson: This morning, I pushed my feces outta my butt. I used toothpaste, whipping cream, dishwashing liquid, butter, salt, pepper, cinnamon, vinegar, alchohol, soap, and cheddar cheese to eat the feces only to impress Mewen and piss the trolls off. It felt so, so, SO incredible eating it. And I didn't throw up.

    The way the trolls have been treating me lately is undeniably their own fault. They thought they could do away with me with their slanderoud petition about me, but I sure showed them. I'm here to stay, and NOTHING they say is gonna tear me down for a very long time.

    I'm really glad that I ate my own feces and feel goshdarn proud of it. Those trolls refuse to realize that their obsessions will destroy them one day, and I'm certain that it WILL happen. Their defaming, lying ways are never gonna get them anywhere. They will just take them further and further downhill.

    Philip Gipson: Attention, y'all! I'm gonna get wet 'n crazy smugglin' up my feces and with nude sex! I'll urinate on a towel feeding it back in my holes! Those trolls won't know what's gonna hit 'em once I go through with it! They'll TOTALLY be owned by me! :)
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