The Saga of Mewen, Philip, Amber, and Beefrave .by Philip Michael Gipson on Wednesday, November 23, 2011 at 12:12am.Okay. Where do I start? Aha! I know: I signed onto YouTube in the spring of 2010 as cybertronization. I had a blast commenting on other people's videos, and I was pretty good at it. Soon, trolls -- cyberbullies -- came at me. Creeps like TheBrickBalls had been messing with myself and elkinsinbox, an online friend. elkinsinbox is a man who goes about his life as he calls it. He and I are fans of studio logos such as DIC Entertainment. We were the trolls' easiest targets. TheBrickBalls was a tough troll to crack. He was too easy to provoke simply because I kept telling him to leave me alone. I got hacked eventually, and I signed in under another name, Telepix86. However, that account was short-lived, and now dynomitis is my current account. Somehow I'm still being trolled. But, trolls or not, I'm going to get a move on with my life. Mewen Brown was not at all who I thought she was. I long suspected her to be a troll...but she never was. Since knowing her through YouTube, Skype, and Facebook, I gained nothing but the utmost respect for her. And then, tragedy struck. To explain further about my online adventures with Mewen, you'll have to know the whole story. It all started when I befriended Mewen's very best friend, Amber Buttrum. Both of them were even online lovers. Amber was a good friend to me as well. I was subscribed to her YouTube channel, animeangel2006, under the names cybertronization, Telepix86, and currently dynomitis. She had covered many well-known songs and even did anime, TV, and movie fandubs for other YouTubers. She wrote a story called "The Omen of Teaberry," using Mewen Brown and horror icon Robert Englund as inspiration. I read the whole thing and was completely blown away by it. She had planned to go forward with her life, until...a series of misunderstandings between her and Mewen completely ruined their friendship. And so, Amber was forced to remove Mewen from her life completely, and leave the Internet forever. But that was not to be. Amber, during her happy days, met rock singer Dee Snider and considered herself his biggest fan. He forced himself on her, which she never minded, and filmed their sexcapades on his camera and posted it online for everyone to see. Amber was called a pedophile on national television, and so was very deeply humiliated by the experience. An article was published by a troll named Meepsheep about Amber and posted to the troll site Encyclopedia Dramatica. This convinced Amber to fully go into hiding, never to be online again. Mewen, Amber's former friend, chose to befriend me on YouTube. I was skeptical of her at first, worried that she wouldn't leave me alone. But then, my impression of her softened, and she was very nice to me through Amber's ordeal. Our friendship was so awesome, she asked to me to make a Skype so we'd talk further, and I did. We had such a fun time on Skype. Suddenly, a man named Beefrave entered the picture. He asked me for my personal information, and I gve it to him, unwillingly subjecting myself to his will. Mewen and I were deeply troubled by the trolls, especially a girl named IHM, who obviously doesn't like me very much because I have a disability. And so Mewen and I pretended to be some of them and had cyber-sex with each other. One pretense Mewen did was a man from named Taekesi. Taekesi is a YouTube trolling legend. He'd been on YouTube under countless identities. Usually his accounts can be determined by badass names like "SecretAgentTaekesi" and the use of clips from Azn action movies. He calls himself "legende," meaning "hipster." All this pretense and cyber-sex led to Beefrave calling the cops on me and threatening to keep me in prison for the rest of my life. But I had help. Mewen got me an e-lawyer, Megasavage, to help me out with dealing with Beefrave. It all worked out well, and Beefrave finally left me alone. But he still stalked me. He changed Mewen and I's text's around so he could make himself look cool. To further anger him, Mewen and I discussed having sex with Beefrave's fat wife, how we would combine whipping with her poop and lick her body and ride her all the way to her wet-wet, and how I'd drink her period blood. Beefrave used to look like a darling, and Mewen developed a crush on him at the time. Then, he got really thin and grew a beard, and he became really ugly really fast. And he smelled like complete trash. He would smell so bad, he could end up stinking up the entire planet, polluting it with his gaseous ways. I mean, his odorous nature would probably even put the Devil out to pasture. His must look really small for it to be used on his wife's delicious wet-wet, but he wouldn't care. He just loved him some wet-wet. His wife's, particularly, would devour like a ravaging hound dog; he would, like, also lick it so hard and wanna suck her pee out and then swallow it, therefore enhancing his already ridiculously foul mouth. It also smelled like cream cheese, laxative enhanced diarreia, sweet and sour sauce, cream of onion, cream of shrimp, a Bam Margera shrine, and a hit of sour milk and rotted meat. He would do nothing in his life but have sex, even go so far as to cheat on his wife for a living. His waifu smells like charcoal, much like his heart is, with a dash of sewer liquid and ectoplasm. He would eat her out anyway by spreading her out with honey and chew on her instantly. He would show no signs of slowing down. Beefrave's wife's granny panties and toliet paper used to conduct lint between her big pussy lips, and the disgusting cheesy smell would manifest, with a hint of urine by absorbing into the lint and becoming a sweaty yellow cheese slob underneath her pussy lips and beefrave licking it up. Similar to smegma, when an uncircumised man's forskin cover's the head and cheese gets stuck around inside the dick, and it stinks pretty bad. Beefrave is also uncircumisied and gets smegma a lot so he loves the stank. Beefrave's wife gets it because she is fat and has an inside pussy where the lips conduct in and swet within the pussy. So she can't clean up very well at all. Beefrave enjoys sniffing and inhaling the aroma of her smegma infested wet-wet, smelling the wine cheese stench and getting turned on. He eats her cheese like it was melted in a magical cauldron. His horse mouth feels and looks like a decaying sea of smoke, fog, and haze. Mewen and I tried convincing Shane Hugaboom to break up with his girlfriend Savannah because we believe she wasn't right for him. I called his girlfriend fat and wet-wet, and that her pussy was all smelly and junky. But Shane was a rock. There was no way he would break up with Savannah -- EVER. There was but one solution for my troll problem -- download a program to be completely rid of them. The plan worked, and I was forever safe. However, it came at a cost. Mewen was forced to leave the Internet and take her own life. It is a thought and image that will forever haunt me to this day. I will always and always remember Mewen as the happy-go-lucky girl I knew. I hope that she's in a better place now.