Here is a pic of my wife in her bikini

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by lulzyer, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. lulzyer

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    We're going out to a party, time to drink Scotch! Happy saturday, internet bros
     
  2. Atomic_Joe

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    I approve.
     
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    cute bikini.
     
  6. k-hate

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    i agree cute bikini
     
  7. ChristianWarrior94

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    She is a whore that wants other men - that's the only reason she would flaunt her disgusting body in public like that.

    If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)
    The Lord is Just!
     
  8. Fraud Based Economy

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    You shut your whore mouth. A picture of a fine woman is God's gift to the faithful. Amen, OP. Amen.
     
  9. jack

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    skinny fat,average tits.chubby sides. 5/10.
     
  10. ChristianWarrior94

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    No, a picture like that is Satan's temptation for the weak minded.
     
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    I don't even think Satan would even wanna tamper with FBE's "weak" mind.
     
  12. ChristianWarrior94

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    Why?
     
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    I rate this troll a 3/10. You get 3 points for doing the religious shtick, but lose the other 7 being both uncreative and unfunny. Troll on, CW94. I'm sure you'll get it down eventually.
     
  14. ChristianWarrior94

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    I'm not a troll though. Seriously. Why does everyone call me a troll, because I don't conform with the others and agree/ disagree with what they agree/ disagree with?

    Seriously tell me.
     
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    I have some ointments here that could probably help you with that case of butthurt CW94. I'll even be nice and give them to you gratis.
     
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    I would bro fist you or find a reaction image consisting of a bro fist but I'm not at my computer right now so a bro fist text from me is all you get
    BRO FIST
     
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    you clearly dont even study the bible to any degree.

    quoting leviticus proves that.
     
  19. Akillyz

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    Meh. I've seen better.
    The fact that you put your almost exposed wife on the internet, let alone on this forum, inclines that you sir, have a self-esteem problem.
    Nobody gives shit that your wife is average looking. She's just another God-forsaken baby machine.
     
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    Men with sexual objects/women: Enraging the virgins, all day, errday.

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  21. rst8

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    id like to see you do better
     
  22. Akillyz

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    I'm sorry, but I don't show-off or brag.
     
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    isnt that the fucking truth?

    i can hear the virgin basement dwellers getting their macros ready...

    "we are the 99% and we demand a look at your girlfriends titties!"


    i dont think alot of the time these dumb fucks realize the reason they cant get laid is mostly if not entirely because they have such a shitty attitude in the first place.
     
  24. Weezus Christ

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    no you just say youve seen better without proving it.

    way to be a sport, spooge pooper.

    oh and i dont mean a set of tits on the internet, either.

    also thats probably not OP's girlfriend anyway. this is EDF.

    no time stamp or picture of OP's ugly faggot face leads me to dismiss the case altogether.
     
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    Don't forget the self-victimization or whatever they think they've got going on. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" and "ASSHOLES GET ALL THE GOOD GIRLS" and the ridiculous self-pity that gets spewed like so much other grammatical diarrhea.
     
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  27. Fumo161

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    Who cares it's only there so you can take a shit. Why on earth would you want to make it look pretty?
     
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    edited for TLDR

    FUCK EM
     
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