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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Andria Kilgore, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Andria Kilgore

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    Girlvinyl

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    I GOT MY DONG STUCK IN A GLASS BOTTLE AND CANT GETTIT OFF WITHOUT BREAKIN IT AND CUTTIN MY DONG

    ANY IDEAS AS TO GOTTIN IT OFF?/?
     
  2. Die In A Fire

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    FISH AND OTHERS
     
  3. minty

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    clearly you should break the glass with a hammer. a heavy sledgehammer should do the trick.
     
  4. Die In A Fire

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    he's probably still stuck in there
     
  5. minty

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    that's what he gets for trying to jack himself off with a beer bottle
     
  6. Die In A Fire

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    mmhmm
     
  7. minty

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    inorite? why can't he just use lotion like everyone else?
    what a fag.
     
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    You're screwed, might as well kill yourself now and get it out of the way.
     
  9. Die In A Fire

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    Well, he is a character mentioned only in fish and others...
     
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    Imagine that that glass bottle is Mariana sucking your cock.
     
  11. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Oh that's a bit rough.
     
  12. minty

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    no it's not
    he's just trying to help!
     
  13. Andria Kilgore

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    LOL I TROLLED YOU!!!
     
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    There are a lot less traumatic ways of doing it though!
    Like taking a knife to your penis and simply cutting it off.
     
  15. Andria Kilgore

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    YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED!1!
     
  16. $$Trooper

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    OH YOU!
     
  17. minty

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    or stabbing yourself in the eye and dying, slamming your dick in a desk drawer... srsly though, he has her noodz and made her bare ass his av, i don't think he minds much.
     
  18. minty

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    YOU ARE LYING! YOU ARE JUST EMBARRASED ABOUT YOUR STUCK PENOR! LET US HELP YOU!
    TIE SOME BUNGEE CORD AROUND YOUR DICK AND JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
     
  19. $$Trooper

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    Ewww.
     
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    I think he pleasures himself to the sight.
     
  21. minty

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    no shit
     
  22. $$Trooper

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    Imagine his shriveled little cock lol he jacks it off with tweezers.
     
  24. $$Trooper

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    I'd rather not.
     
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  26. $$Trooper

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    Kiss my ass.
     
  27. Andria Kilgore

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    YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
     
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    Reported for vulgarity
     
  30. minty

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    good
    vulgarity should never fucking happen on this goddamn site.