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I'm looking for candy island. if anyone wants to join me come with me. will have adventures together and fight sea monsters and visit a land where no one speaks anything but lies.will live forever on the seven seas ADVENTURE IS THE LIFE FOR ME
AND CANDY,Candy island.

 

anybody? do i get all the candy to myself?

 

Are you fucking high Jack?

 

Are you fucking high Jack?

 

only on adventure and life and maybe some white powder 'sugar'

 

no doesn't explain the amount of lovecraftian crazy i just read.

 

I'm just happy to see you here friend. we can go on adventures now.and battle dragons and sea monsters and look for sunken treasure.

 

you know what, just give me whatever crap your on and we will go adventure together

 

sure thing friend.

 

on a black licorice barge we set sail, HE!
on a sea of candy cotton
on a peppermint warship bound for tea
on a wind of sour taffy

under a caramel apple sun
and sweet pie raisin rain
we all
get aboard
a gingerbread train!
where pain and sugar spun fun 'begun

to a land of soda pop and ice cream guns

where bubblegum tigers fiercely roar
and sponge toffee starfish crawl the shore
where every popcicle is a whore
- on the salt rock candy mountain

 

hate licorice.

 

WHAT?? black licorice is one the best candies ever made. god, it's so good. youre a pussy if you dont like a candy that tastes like cigarette smoke and stains your teeth like chew. man up, son.

 

but unless its smothered in chocolate it just tastes like shit.

 

nah bro, it tastes like being a grown-up.