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  1. jack

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    I'm looking for candy island. if anyone wants to join me come with me. will have adventures together and fight sea monsters and visit a land where no one speaks anything but lies.will live forever on the seven seas ADVENTURE IS THE LIFE FOR ME
    AND CANDY,Candy island.
     
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    anybody? do i get all the candy to myself?
     
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    Are you fucking high Jack?
     
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    Are you fucking high Jack?
     
  5. jack

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    only on adventure and life and maybe some white powder 'sugar'
     
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    no doesn't explain the amount of lovecraftian crazy i just read.
     
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    I'm just happy to see you here friend. we can go on adventures now.and battle dragons and sea monsters and look for sunken treasure.
     
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    you know what, just give me whatever crap your on and we will go adventure together
     
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    sure thing friend.
     
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    on a black licorice barge we set sail, HE!
    on a sea of candy cotton
    on a peppermint warship bound for tea
    on a wind of sour taffy

    under a caramel apple sun
    and sweet pie raisin rain
    we all
    get aboard
    a gingerbread train!
    where pain and sugar spun fun 'begun

    to a land of soda pop and ice cream guns

    where bubblegum tigers fiercely roar
    and sponge toffee starfish crawl the shore
    where every popcicle is a whore
    - on the salt rock candy mountain
     
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    hate licorice.
     
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    WHAT?? black licorice is one the best candies ever made. god, it's so good. youre a pussy if you dont like a candy that tastes like cigarette smoke and stains your teeth like chew. man up, son.
     
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    but unless its smothered in chocolate it just tastes like shit.
     
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    nah bro, it tastes like being a grown-up.

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