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  1. gigantopithecus

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    I have taken 3 ibeuprofen 200 mg how much more to overdose and die
     
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    It doesn't work like that.
     
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    Take another bottle's worth. Take two bottle's worth if you want to be sure.
     
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    That should probably do it.

    Hurry up and write your "I really just needed a hug letter" and step in front of a transit train in case the pills don't work.

    Good knowing ya♥
     
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    Lol silly, if you want to kill yourself, you need to take about 20 Paracetamol/acetominophen based tablets, then lay back on the couch and enjoy the soothing pains of your liver dying
     
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    The noose is really underrated. More people should hang themselves.
     
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    People don't understand that the point of the noose is to break the neck, not sufficate.
    Don't just jump of a chair with it around your neck, tie a long rope and jump out a window. If the fall is long enough and you are fat enough (and let's face it, if a white person kills himself he is probably fat) then it will go so far as to rip your head right off. The point is, if you do it right it should not be a lingering death.
     
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    Yea on the movies you always see people struggling and choking themselves. All the other methods leave too much room to back down. Pills and bleeding you can call an ambulance, with a gun you can graze and disfigure your face instead. Once you jump with that noose, it's over.
     
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    Actually the sucsessful suicide rate it higer with a gun. Also, 2/3 of deaths caused by firearms in the US are suicides. Plus, it is more easy to fuck up a noose... Tie it wrong and you don't die, the rope can rip, your feet can touch the ground... A lot of things can go wrong... You might even die!

    But yes, most suicides that fail end that way because the person was using a method that gives him time to change his mind. Suicide is not something you plan, it's a spur of the moment type thing. And if you take your time the moment is gone and you change your mind.
     
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    2/3 of US gun deaths are suicide? I have a really hard time believing that because of the amount of gang violence here but I guess it's different elsewhere.

    Anyway suicide is terrible. I personally known two people who've killed themselves and both were over a woman. Both had a lot of potential in my opinion but they decided to throw it away over nothing instead. I mean if your life is so awful, just pack your bags and start over. Hit the reset button, you don't need to smash the whole damn console.
     
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    I don't know... I read the 2/3 statistic somewhere but I didn't double check it or anything.

    You and I have vary conflicting views on suicide. I think suicide is awesome. Why hit reset when you can just press the "off" button?

    However, killing yourself over a woman is gay... ironically.
     
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    What if your xbox gets red ring?
     
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    sounds like a metaphor for gonorrhea
     
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    I like this topic.
    We should talk about suicide more often.
     
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    I think the most I ever took was like 16 in a day, and it didn't stop my twisted finger from hurting... so... I have no idea, so if you're trying anything, maybe the whole bottle with a whiskey chaser?
     
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    Errr have you ever heard of a little thing called oxycontin
     
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    She wouldn't give me any... she injected my joint with a local and popped it back into place and sent me on my way and said to get pain relievers from the store
     
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    do you not have drug dealers in your area?