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Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Shooting me Softly, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Shooting me Softly

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    Dramacrat

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    Hello, EDF.

    I have been feeling certain...urges. I used to be attracted to normal, human males, but however, recently, I have been getting constant temptations to look up anthro's and....shlick to them.

    On Sunday I went to the doctor, and I have been diagnosed....with being a furry. He said there was no cure other than suicide. My family will not talk to me, none of my friends will even answer my phone calls, and my teachers no longer give me any respect. What will I do now? I doubt any job will ever take me now. Where will I go after this?

    Help me, EDF.
     
  2. Bottom Feeder

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  3. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    Your faggottry will be at home there.
     
  4. Heskett

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    Post nudes, preferably when you are shlicking.
     
  5. Erotic Boners

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    Go outside and learn to like a little bit of both fantasy and reality hun
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    Well you can do one of a hand full of things.
    1. Accept the fact that you are a faggot , be a faggot ,and suffer in Silence .
    2.Find Jesus ,and hope for the best?
    3.drink bleach
    4.accept the fact that you are a faggot , go hard as a mother fucker ,and get trolled off the internet by people that think your murr stories ,and horribly drawn yiff porn are aweful .
     
  7. moT

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    Kill yourself, thats all you have to do.
     
  8. TittyTouchingTiger

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    I'm so sorry OP. Being diagnosed with furfaggotry is worse than having cancer. At least cancer can be cured.
     
  9. Akula

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    continue fapping to furry porn, obviously?
     
  10. Fraud Based Economy

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    I'd diagnose OP as having a major case of being an attention whore in addition to being a very obvious troll furfaggot.
     
  11. lulzbomb

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  12. Nouble Digger

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    I hope you're ok with munching on some carpet, since all furries are gay. No exceptions.
     
  13. HyperHominid

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    Clearly asking for furrycon pile bro, your anus won't be intact after several penetrations.
     
  14. lulzbomb

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    Knife in anus.
     
  15. Nouble Digger

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    I think you are underestimating the tenacity of the anus.
     
  16. lulzbomb

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    Hunting knife in op's pooper?
     
  17. HyperHominid

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    It'll be bad enough if a number of those furries are black men, it won't be pretty afterwards. :U
     
  18. Nouble Digger

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    They'll be fine if they are generous with the lube.
     
  19. HyperHominid

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    Nobody mentions lube at a Con Digger, you know that. :U
     
  20. Aroukar

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    Son, that is a serious condition. The only known cure for furfaggotry, is cessation of all brain function in the subject. However, if you let me experiment with your body, I might be able to find an alternative cure by removing unnecessary organs and tissues and replacing them with several mechanical components I have developed.

    If you are interested, find me at the Human Disease Research Institute in Havana, Cuba.
     
  21. ForeverAlone

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    You will go to furry hell.
     
  22. lulzbomb

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    And?
     
  23. Mr Lange

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    It's a place where you are human and are treated as some kind of sick freak of nature by everyone around you.
     
  24. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    I suggest you buy yourself a fursuit.
    Strap a bomb to yourself, and go jihad at a yiff con or some other gay furry meetup
     
  25. Linkermann

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. lulzbomb

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    You mean IRL?
     
  27. Ronny

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    move to japan

    1362595819168.
     
  28. lulzbomb

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    God damnit japan.
     
  29. HyperHominid

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    Extra points if performed upon a furry pile and your the victim.
     
  30. Murdoc esp

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    EDF Elite

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    [​IMG]yep, I can help you..