HELP THE Führer IS IN NEED!

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  1. Hitler

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    The Damn Jews have forced me to change my name. Please for your Fatherland Help me get my Rightful name back!
     
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    lmao your not hitler you silly goose
     
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    go get a petition an hav people sign it or sumthing.
     
  4. Hitler

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    TRAITORS COMMUNISTS AND JEWS THE LOT OF YOU!
     
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    Not Hitler if you upload a picture of Hitler written on your ass I will change your name to Hitler and make you mod of SMYD.

    Make sure you're above the age of 18 before you do this and also time stamp or write EDF on a peice of paper. Thank you
     
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    we also like to respect authority + respect the law around here
     
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    If he's underage, can he just do it on his moobs or something?
     
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    if he is under the age of 18 then he has to do it on his arm or something noticeably and funny
     
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    its whitey an his opressin ways hitler is yo slave name from now on you called adobo molop lop
     
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    it easy to get modship on smyd.
     
  11. Hitler

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    Photo 28.

    For the fatherland
     
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    oh cracka you dun sold out to the man he shackled yo mind n put yo body in chains
     
  13. Trisomy 21

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    whats on the other asscheek?
     
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    Why is your handwriting so shitty?
     
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    It's not just about football

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    Oh hai thar hitler, tell me, did you enjoy getting pwnt by the great russian army?
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    FOOL ONLY BECAUSE YOU SOLD OUT TO THE CAPITALIST AMERICAN DID YOU BEAT ME! WITHOUT THEM WE WOULD HAVE WHIPED YOUR COMMUNIST STENCH FROM THE EARTH!
     
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    It's not just about football

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    Is your fault for attacking great soviet union, you puny nazis were no match for sheer might of russian army and freezing winter. We could have ruled the world you silly, silly man![​IMG]
     
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    Black russians is good russians.
     
  19. Hitler

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    The mighty Wehrmacht was more then a match for you. If the Americans had not saved you by giving you everything you needed for victory then we the Might German Fatherland would have destroyed you.
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    It's not just about football

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    Stalingrad says different nazi scum.
     
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    You know where you got all that food to feed your army from? ill tell you it was not from your collectivized farms most of which we had liberated. No it was from America who knew that no one nation was a match for the Aryan Race
     
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    It's not just about football

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    Keep telling yourself that. Your army was so poorly equipped you had to take the boots of the brave soviet warriors you murdered! The red army then chased you nazi swine back to berlin where, if I recall correctly, the great fuhrer pwnt himself rather than fight like a man.
     
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    Your just mad we utterly PWNED you like no other pwnage in history until you went crying to the west and and they came and saved you. And i escaped as a matter of fact to south america look it up. Also i earned 2 iron crosses that is more then that coward Stalin can say.
     
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    Since Stalingrad the soviets have been owning you on every step.
    Be a good nazi and do what your furher did.
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    Stalin was no coward, you tuned on us like the dirty traitorous fascist that you are and then after we crushed you at stalingrad, We fought you alone on the eastern front, the great red army swept your broken armies back to berlin and overran the city days before the other allies arrived.
    In short, lrn2history.
     
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    First I AM THE FURHER! next the only reason you did win at stalingrad was because of American aid that let you draft so many of your slaves and not have to have them feed your people. Even though that dident happen often anyway
     
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    Stupid Fascist, the americans had nothing to do with russia or the soviet union, the only time the two sides came into contact was in berlin after the main fighting was done.
     
  28. Hitler

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    Well the Americans were providing you with so much food that it could feed the red army for the entire war. And they gave you nearly 90% of your motorized trucks that let you move supplies. And not a coward he killed millions of people because the thought they were ploting against him. He killed because of cowardice i killed because of righteousness.
     
  29. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Well that was 100% bullshit.
     
  30. Hitler

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    ok so where did those 20 million people go?