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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Wolf, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Wolf

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    till insulin shock
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    McDonald every day.
     
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    You mock her now, Wolf, but once she's in a her rabbit-styled fursuit you're all over her.

    you shed seed to this
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    Fuck you, I was eating.
     
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    No furfag, that's your irl fatty gf in her fursona. didnt you even read the post? i guess it must be pretty hard viewing this webpage through the fur matted eye slits of your wolf costume, so i'll cut you some slack.
     
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    I regretfully inform you, that I in no way possess any sort of such material. Furthermore, thank God, I have not had the chance to meet this person, for which I am grateful.
    Anything else you would like to say?
     
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    anybody with "wolf" in their username is a furry and i dont like you.
     
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    Do you like me?

    ........ because i went to alot of trouble to figure your your fursona and fursuit..

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    im the poison that kills furries dead when the time comes to forcibly inject them for the greater good of society?

    and no: i dont like ALL furries.
     
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    Something like that, your totem animal is the hypodermic needle.

    i am not a furry, but i do like wearing a full bodied wolf costume so i can run around on a full moon and jerkoff and then pretend to howl at the moon when in actuality i am just screaming from the cumming, and then i piss on the tree's
    hope it does not come between us :3
    but as a kid i did crack and the wolf costuming kind of stuck with me.
     
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    I'm sorry to disappoint you, but 'Wolf' is an actual name.
     
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    Right - in the fur community. Just like 'Wabbit,' 'Foxy,' and 'Jenkem Giraffe.'
     
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    Nay. In the real world.
    That other crap is just gibberish.
     
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    Having wolf in your name leads to faggotry. Even in literature.
     
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    Not allllwayz
     
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    "I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin."
    Scott Wolf
     
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    "The shepherd(Chris Hanson) drives the wolf(you) from the sheep's(boys) for which the sheep(boys) thanks the shepherd(Chris Hanson) as his liberator(cock block), while the wolf(you) denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty(Rape). Plainly, the sheep and the wolf are not agreed upon a definition of liberty.
    Abraham Lincoln
     
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    Tobias Wolff - This Boy's Life pg 159.
    It's even taken out of the preview on google ebooks.
    The main character kisses his friend, and talks about his hormonal smell.
     
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    Tells his friend about his hormonal smell?
     
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    Laisse-moi manger des animaux bite

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    This is how I feel about wand usage.
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    Beowulf- kills a woman, living in a cave, so he can have more geisechs with the king.
     
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    Beer is the curse of the land. It makes you commit horrible sins like get angry at your children. Yell at your wife. Shoot your landlord and worse miss him."
    -Irish proverb.
     
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    W-what?!
     
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    He says that his friend bathes twice a day but his hormonal smell is still there. And how intoxicating it is.
     
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    Sounds like the two characters are a pair of gay furry wolves.
     
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    Kill 'em with fire. Wolves aren't that cool anyways.
    By the way. Has anyone seen a stork furry yet?