Help! I think I'm addicted to EDF?

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    I compulsively check my phone inappropriately in social situations to see if anyone liked, quoted, or called me a faggot! It's getting really bad! I'm constantly looking for that next little red alert to feed my obsession. Does anyone else have a similar problem? What should I do?

    inb4 kill yourself (ha ha.)
     
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    Ride that horse motherfucker. EDF is the best drug their is.
     
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    Shoot some narcan into nose, you'll be fine.
     
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    It's like porn.

    When you was little you would fap to victoria's secret magazines.

    Then you would stneak into daddy's room to sneak peeks at his Hustler.

    Next came internet and you found tens of thousands of regular porn videos.

    but it wasn't enough and so you started looking into fetishes.

    Eventually, you found that gore, scat, animals and clowns were necessary to achieve ejaculation.

    Welcome to EDF
     
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    OP is a faggot.

    Kill yourself.
     
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    Thanks to EDF, I check to see If I have new alerts dozens of times a day, Read threads multiple times, Have dreams of becoming an administrator and now I can only get an erection if someone quotes one of my posts and calls me a faggot. And you know what? I wouldn't trade it for all the Jew gold in the world.
     
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    Faggot.





    You're welcome.
    Enjoy your EDFBoner.
     
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    It'll be easier for you if you enjoy it.
     
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    Easier said than done. And when am I going to see my parents? You promised to release me if I did that... thing, with the Rottweiler and the car battery.
     
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    Let me just check exactly how many fucks I give about what you think is hot...








    Yep.



    Zero.
     
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    Time to milk some lolcows.


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    im addicted to love.

    also op is faggot
     
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    Ok.

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    I bet she's dead inside : )
     
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    She started a hate blog involving magic and threats against the guy who owned this business.

    She was dubbed "Moonshine" for being a batshit insane emo.

    These are things you come to expect from people who accept torture porn offers found in classified ads.
     
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    No. The blog is down and the studio disbanded in the face of Congressional action.

    Google Insex, or, better still, the documentary: "Graphic Sexual Horror"
     
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    Yeh.. thx for the help, buddy
     
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    Damn it, I said the documentary is more informative.
     
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    @FuckingEveryone

    This is crucial history in the field of Internet legality, and in no way constitutes sickfuckery.

    Thank you.
     
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    I'm still here! What should I do!