HELP GUYS! I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE!

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  1. oddguy

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    Guys, I think I need help... There is something wrong with me. It all started two days ago when I started to feel a strange kind of feeling in my belly... At first I thought I was hungry so I tried to eat something but it only made it worse. I decided to ignore it and hoped it would go away... But it didn't. It just got stronger and stronger and spread down to the lower part of my belly. Finally, after three days, I couldn't take it anymore. The pain spread to my ass and I began to feel like my internal organs are starting to kind of... Fall out... Its a strange feeling that I can't explain... But here is the worse part: Suddenly... some kinds of strange substance began to fall out of my ass... It was brown and fouls smelling... I can't describe it. It was like nothing I had ever seen before. I picked it up... It was warm and soft and had lumps in it... It tasted awful... I'm not sure what to do now...

    Should I go see a doctor? Am I going to die?
     
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    die slow, knowing that everything you've done and everything you are will be replaced. Nobody cares about you, and the world grieves not for the loss of you.
     
  3. endsenten

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    Keep eating the brown stuff, it'll make you smart and good-looking. Also post pics/video of you eating it, it will make you very popular.
     
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  5. oddguy

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    is it magic !?
     
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  7. oddguy

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    will that make it stop ?
     
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    Not just magic, but Brown Magic.
     
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    YOU'VE GOT...



    THE MUD BUTT.
     
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    Hop the border to Iran, and then ask for directions to the nearest nuclear test facility.

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  11. oddguy

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    is it deadly ?
     
  12. oddguy

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    srsly guys.
    AM i going to die ?!
     
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    Nah. Turn the positive into a negative, bro. First, you gotta get a big bowl. Then, you gotta squeeeeeze some of that brown stuff into a bowl. Then, you gotta put the bowl in someones car... someone that you hate, of course.

    You could either act like victim of nature with a leaky butt...or be a man with a nasty, nasty weapon of mass infection.
     
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    Colon cancer is fatal and contagious.
     
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    r U TOKING abOUT F-U-N-K !?
     
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    some of dat ol' black magicc
     
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    Sorta.

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    You'll die brutally soon.
    See, what happens is eventually you will run out of the brown substance and soon your body will force your internal organs out of your asshole.
     
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    Uh-oh...that stuff is NOT suppose to leave your body!
     
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    Please do.
     
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    Should i try to push it back in ?!
     
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    Whatever it takes man.

    If you got real good insurance, you can probably get a jew doctor to replace it intravenously.
     
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    stop buying falafel from these fukkkers
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    maybe u wouldnt feel poisoned
     
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    Best shit post I have read in a while.
     
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    The members of ED aren't qualified to determine your ailment. I'd advise you post your symptoms onto Y!A, where certified experts can aid you. Or look them up in WebMD.
     
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    Ive got a sore bit behind the pec muscle, can the muscle detach from behind the pec? its sore :-(
     
  30. I_Cant

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    so what you do is, you stretch your ass open as wide as you can, then you get someone else to force all of the brown stuff back into it. if you can't get it all to fit, then you must insert the remainder into the nearest whore and then have sex with her, this will magically transfer it all back where it belongs