Help ED buy a copy of BitterLake!!

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    furfaggotry updates.

    Dildo's favorite furfaggot has returned to facebook! Dexteroh!
    I found out this broad has been deleted from Fb for rule breaking (probably porn judging by the nudez)
    Potential for lulz?

    baltowoof still does not have an ED article.
    Neither does Syber,


    RST8 finally came out of the closet this month,
    And finally, BitterLake
    Somebody should be paid by the ED community to buy a copy of Bitterlake and pirate the shit out of it maybe? You know, the ironic thing would be that more people will see it than the director could ever hope for, but he probably knows that even if millions besides furfags saw it, no director in his right mind would ever take an interest in funding further movies of this shit.

    There's only four fucking characters in it anyway.
    That's it, or did they hire furfags with mismatched lumpy fursuits to do extras????

    Finally, whoever ends up with a copy, please do the ED community a great justice by filming the DVD getting shat on, you can get someone else to do it, but the video must end only one way, with real human shit plopping onto it, don't worry about how you get it on there.
     
  2. lulzbomb

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    What is every one's fascination with this "Bitter Lake"
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    It's this furries attempt to get furry into mainstream movies by having movies by the furs for furs.

    It's an abomination.

    Http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/ezwolf read if you wanna know more.
     
  4. lulzbomb

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    GODDAMNIT ! E-Z WOLF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AREAFAGGOT!!!
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Furry films....
     
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    I have a better idea. Let this cinematic abortion rot in obscurity.
     
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    That does sound like the best idea proposed so far .
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    But where's the butthurt?

    We know the movie sucks fucking shit, but it has no yiff or sex or anything of that sort in it,
    Why it is hated.

    1. It's furry
    2. The plot is uninspired and most boring.
    3. It's furry
    4. It's purpose is to present a clean image of the "fandom" and improve the furry image
    5. It's furry
    6. EZwolf is trying to get furry to become something in mainstream medis, tv shows and movies.

    Did i mention the film is furry yet?
     
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    These are reasons why one shouldn't waste there time.
     
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    if i had some money i would contribute it.
    this seems like a lulzworthy project.
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Thank you Oddguy, you seem to realize the potential for lulz here.
     
  12. Web v1.0

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    It's more like it's makin an encore.


    See? ;)

    Do you like furry? Do you like post-post-apoc? Do you like New World Computing? Do you like furry post-post-apoc games by New World Computing?


    And what is this?

    Awww.... :nyan2:

    And this? :nyan2: :nyan2: :nyan2:

    And see what the mother is saying...

    ...not that I want to show you the rest. It's too scary.
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I am not afraid of furfaggotry and neither should you!

    There's a bit of a difference between games or movies which do not use the word furry but are claimed by furries as furry films, and Bitterlake which is made by furries for furries to spread furry awareness and acceptance.
     
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    There's no available torrent of it online? Exactly how many people bought this piece of shite?
     
  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Uhh 12?
     
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    Probably.

    I recognized one of the hurrsuits they used in them to come from this tartlet. They most likely spent the majority of their budget on commissioning her, since this she isn't cheap. But I'm going to admit, she has some skill.

    Fun fact: Qarrezel also gets upset in the ass if you say her prices are too high.
     
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    Find a way to multiply that tenfold so she might AN HERO, we can do without worthless crafters like her.
     
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    Skill means nothing when the ability you are skilled at is worth shite.
     
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    Uhh... Get ten people to tell her that her prices are too high?
     
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    Why the fuck would you want a copy of this piece of shit movie?

    I will mail it to one of you fuckers if you really want it.
     
  21. lulzbomb

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    See this is what I have been trying to say.
     
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    Because I love comedy in movies that aren't meant to be funny.
     
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  24. lulzbomb

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    Oh god this movie.
     
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    This movie has the funniest suicide ever .
     
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    And Tommy spent 7 million of his goddamned dosh on this steaming pile of shite. He pretty much filled all the crew roles, too. He was like Orson Welles, except retarded.
     
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    And thank god for his bad decision making . It was a beautiful train wreck .
     
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    It's the polar opposite of Citizen Kane, so horrible it's a masterpiece.
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So we can pirate it by sticking it on Utorrent sites and shit,
    so that way EZwolf will baww and get real butthurt, and then get even more butthurt when he realizes that no IP oriented legal firms are gonna do anything for him because they don't give a shit about amateur furry movies, especially when the copyright holder doesn't have the cash.